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Wednesday, September 08, 2021

I cringed the entire time I was reading this

A Tennessee man led police on a car chase through two counties after dismembering his own penis. 

Police were able to successfully corral renegade motorist Tyson Gilbert after he sparked a police chase while naked and penisless. The subject was first encountered by highway patrolman Bobby Johnson, who found Gilbert driving erratically. Upon turning on his lights and pulling the driver over, Johnson discovered the grotesque spectacle. In a radio interview with WLJE Radio of Smithville, Tennesee, the trooper relayed his account of the bizarre incident:
-Keith



8 comments:

  1. I couldn't even make it all the way through the summary. No way I'm going to open the link and read the article.
    If that makes me a lightweight so be it.

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    1. You should have, the comments section was pure gold.

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  2. I got to
    Driving erratically..

    No Shit!
    The level of crazy that people are pulling is just unimaginable to me. And the helluvit is, I see stuff like this and I'm no longer Shokkt,, I'm not even very surprised. It's sure been one Helluva ride since they took God out of school.

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  3. Eugene, Oregon.
    I automatically presume each individual is stupit plus intoxicated plus mental... in the walking corpse of a homicidal maniac... while unable to process pain or fear.
    .
    Oh, yeah, I am a real 'people-person'.

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  4. What's the problem? I've been naked and penniless before. Wait, OH SHIT!!! Never mind...

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  5. Think you need to change the Florida update to Tennessee update, based on recent history

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  6. I don't know what kind of bug that was that just hit the windshield, but did you see the dick on that thing?

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  7. At least that's one thing we can be sure he'll never do again.
    Bilderback

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