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Monday, September 06, 2021

I'm diggin' the mugshot photos here

SEPTEMBER 3--After fleeing from the scene of an auto crash he caused, a 25-year-old motorist--who was married earlier in the day and appeared under the influence--declared “All hail Donald Trump” before scuffling with Florida jailers who sought to restrain him, according to court records. 

Police charge that Nicholas Ruthenberg was driving the wrong way on a Vero Beach street late Monday afternoon when he struck a vehicle traveling in the opposite direction. Ruthenberg ran from the scene of the crash, which resulted in the hospitalization of the other driver for “neck, back, and leg pain,” cops reported.

7 comments:

  1. Looks like Christopher Walken is young again. Ohio Guy

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  2. Now, THERE is a young man heavily resistant to reality.

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  3. Contact him at ifarted69@gmail.com

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  4. Nicholas's rage was caused by the fact he found out the woman he'd married earlier that day wasn't really his mother. It was, in fact, his twin sister. Looking at his mug shot we can understand why he was pissed

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  5. I would like to see a picture of the bride

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  6. While waiting to do a urine test, he dropped his pants, spread his butt cheeks and inserted two fingers… WTHF was that all about? Definitely sounds like a registered Democrat.
    MadMarlin

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