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Thursday, September 02, 2021

See, I really expected this to be a Florida story

AUGUST 27--A woman arrested for masturbating with a vibrator on a Georgia beach told police that she did not think anyone witnessed her self-pleasure session “because it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm,” according to a police report. 

Responding to a 5:30 PM report of a woman “performing a sexual act on the beach,” Tybee Island cops last month interviewed a witness who said the female suspect placed a towel on the sand and then opened her backpack and removed “what looked like a vibrator.”
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9 comments:

  1. IrishSeptember 2, 2021 at 3:30 AM

    You just can't have any fun any more... sad.

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  2. PaulieSeptember 2, 2021 at 7:14 AM

    You'd think the cops would tell the Karen to go fuck herself...but in private. Sheesh, what a nosy bitch.

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  3. JeremyRSeptember 2, 2021 at 8:08 AM

    When I was in Germany the beaches were clothing optional. There were several times I saw guys getting blowjob's and people acted like that was normal.

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    1. wirecutterSeptember 2, 2021 at 8:14 AM

      I never saw any sex acts but it wasn't unusual to see a woman strip completely down and change into her bathing suit in full view, completely nude for a few seconds.
      That was mind-blowing enough for most young GIs.

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    2. Fa Cube ItchesSeptember 2, 2021 at 11:33 PM

      Eesh. The naked women I saw at beaches in Germany were uh....Bismarck class.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2021 at 9:18 AM

    I saw an Asian woman (not young, unfortunately) do that on the beach right next to the pier at Huntington Beach.

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  5. chadow10September 2, 2021 at 10:47 AM

    Tybee is worse than some of florida. She was probably a local.

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  6. RickSeptember 2, 2021 at 11:37 AM

    So the voyeur reporting a crime in progress?

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2021 at 4:10 PM

    Police entered the video into evidence file. Well, where is the video. I want to make sure she wasn't treated unfairly.
    Richard

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