Or if you let them cross the street, they take the LONGEST diagonal instead of crossing perpendicular, thus making you wait the maximum amount of time.
Sometimes you can identify a narcissist at a glance, and are spared having to have a conversation with them in order for their vast sense of self to manifest itself.
That infuriates me. Along with the walking braindead who think I can stop my 6000 lb truck on ice, even at idle, faster than they can stop their 300 lbs of gluttony when they just prance out in front of me in the dark.
It's usually blacks pulling this crap around here. Three 400 pound sows walking line abreast at a half-mile an hour pace while flapping they cornbread holes at each other.
The world is FULL of douchebags for who NOTHING exists if it's behind them. They are the same shitheads driving in the left lane at or under the speed limit....for MILES. The pickup truck needs a semi rated airborne....for just such an occasion.
This same person leaves her shopping cart in the middle of the aisle to pick through mounds of green beans to pick out a half pound of the best ones. And shows how superior she is by wearing her mask as she touches every one of those beans.
Yep, me first. They like to walk down the middle of an aisle they come to.
ReplyDeleteCenter of the aisle and stop for no apparent reason.
DeleteOr if you let them cross the street, they take the LONGEST diagonal instead of crossing perpendicular, thus making you wait the maximum amount of time.
ReplyDeleteEvery Damn Time...Every one.
ReplyDeleteWorse in the afternoon when the vibrants and blue hairs are there. It's also why I avoid wally world on Saturdays at all costs.
That's almost as bad as a bunch of old people jaw jacking in the middle of the aisle in the grocery store.
ReplyDeleteNemo
I have done that :)
DeleteI wonder if the rising number of electric vehicles will make this sort of thing more likely.
ReplyDeleteAs in: you won't know to get out of the way, if you can't hear the car approaching.
My wife's Fusion is a gas/electric hybrid. It's almost silent at parking lot speeds. We get a lot of this pic.
DeleteAt least she's not wearing Spandex.
ReplyDeleteSometimes you can identify a narcissist at a glance, and are spared having to have a conversation with them in order for their vast sense of self to manifest itself.
ReplyDeleteTim in AK
S'why I have bull bars and loud horns on my truck
ReplyDeleteThat infuriates me. Along with the walking braindead who think I can stop my 6000 lb truck on ice, even at idle, faster than they can stop their 300 lbs of gluttony when they just prance out in front of me in the dark.
ReplyDeleteIt's usually blacks pulling this crap around here. Three 400 pound sows walking line abreast at a half-mile an hour pace while flapping they cornbread holes at each other.
ReplyDeleteThe world is FULL of douchebags for who NOTHING exists if it's behind them. They are the same shitheads driving in the left lane at or under the speed limit....for MILES. The pickup truck needs a semi rated airborne....for just such an occasion.
ReplyDeleteThis same person leaves her shopping cart in the middle of the aisle to pick through mounds of green beans to pick out a half pound of the best ones. And shows how superior she is by wearing her mask as she touches every one of those beans.
ReplyDelete"Yinzer"
I never have this problem... probably because nobody ever drives in the parking-lot lane me and my cart are occupying.
ReplyDelete.
Weird, huh?