That dude must have suspected something was going on for a while or he was just paranoid and it paid off in spades as he got the good on that fat bitch that keyed his ride. Getting a car repainted can cost a $1000 or more easily to make it right depending on the paint and the car.
There's a reason the magazine end caps of shotguns are knurled or otherwise textured ... it pays to tighten them down often, but this guy missed that message.
#2 Year ago I came out of a store with two big bags a groceries in my arms keys in my hand. I was crossing the parking lot and a women driving a brand new caddie drove right at me. I steeped back and she was looking at me all ugly. As she passed I stuck my key out and ripped her paint from headlight to taillight. She heard it and was looking all over. Got in my truck and was leaving and she was parked looking at the scratch. When I drove by she again gave me a ugly look and I waved with a smile. Felt pretty damn good.
#2 ... Worked with a bitterly jealous, toxic fat wretch like that for 15 years. Right down to the circus assclown pajama pants because she couldn't fit into anything else.
what is going on in #2
ReplyDeleteShe's keying that car.
DeleteShe's a Tesla hater - that's from a Tesla in Sentry mode.
DeleteSMILE, you douchebag, you're on Camera!!
Bitch!
Delete#1 I knew a family that raised veal calves. They called these head dunkers "submariners'
ReplyDeleteBovine Scarface.
DeleteIs #10 a process of making windshield glass for autos? OG
ReplyDelete# great joke, hilarious
ReplyDelete#10 The glass bending is pretty cool but the conveyor rollers moving the glass out of the machine are ingenious.
ReplyDelete#5 friendzone
ReplyDeleteIt looks like she snapped the key off in the lock.
ReplyDelete#4 Is that a manhole cover ?
ReplyDeleteHey Kenny;
ReplyDeleteThat dude must have suspected something was going on for a while or he was just paranoid and it paid off in spades as he got the good on that fat bitch that keyed his ride. Getting a car repainted can cost a $1000 or more easily to make it right depending on the paint and the car.
#6 and now we show you how to disassemble a shotgun in the field after firing
ReplyDeleteThere's a reason the magazine end caps of shotguns are knurled or otherwise textured ... it pays to tighten them down often, but this guy missed that message.
Delete#2 Year ago I came out of a store with two big bags a groceries in my arms keys in my hand. I was crossing the parking lot and a women driving a brand new caddie drove right at me. I steeped back and she was looking at me all ugly. As she passed I stuck my key out and ripped her paint from headlight to taillight. She heard it and was looking all over. Got in my truck and was leaving and she was parked looking at the scratch. When I drove by she again gave me a ugly look and I waved with a smile. Felt pretty damn good.
ReplyDelete#8 almost answered the age old question "does a bear shit in the woods".
ReplyDelete#2 ... Worked with a bitterly jealous, toxic fat wretch like that for 15 years. Right down to the circus assclown pajama pants because she couldn't fit into anything else.
ReplyDelete#7 ... Married that one.