My Uncle brought he's piddle over to our house right after our cat had had kittens. It made the mistake of going out into the garage where Mama had her kittens.
Suffice to say, said poodle had massive trauma to both of his ears and deep scratches down the middle of his nose and side of his mouth. Never seen an animal bleed so much.
We had a cat, an adopted stray. His trick was to leap on a big dog's face. Front claws round its ears and back claws going like billy oh on dogs jowls.Nothing the poor dog could do. Apart from scratches there would be a serious risk of infection from those litter tray scratching claws.
After watching #1, I almost could not finish the rest, I was laughing so hard. Glad I kept going, to see #8. The big, scary silver back Gorilla, that the media always says will tear apart limb from limb, any human who dares to come into it's territory. It seems like in this case, the Gorilla was happy to just play "splash the tourists."
#4 reminded me of a recent experience with my family band. So, we're playing a gig at the state fair in Pueblo, Colorado. We were hired at the last minute to fill-in for a cancellation, so I don't know much about the setup. Anyway, behind us a litle, and to our left there is loud music and hollering kinda interfering with our performance, but not too bad. Then for a while I notice our audience seems really distracted, then back to paying attention to us again. Some friends of ours played later, so we stayed to see them, and I got a look at what the distraction was. Guy has on a wet sweatsuit, puts on a cape doused with lighter fluid or something like it, climbs 20 feet up a tower, sets himself on fire, lingers a few seconds for effect, then dives intona water tank. Hard to compete with that!
I love uncoordinated women.
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#8- also.
DeleteAnd that's why mama cats are considered the epitome of motherhood.
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#2: Once you have pulled the pin, Mr. Hand Grenade is not your friend anymore.
ReplyDeleteIf you're calling the dude in #6 asshole, I agree. He was going to let his dog savage those kittens.
ReplyDeleteMomma cat, kudos!
Fucking right! Get some Momma Cat!
DeleteAgree completely. Anyone that would allow their dog to do that doesn’t deserve to have pets.
DeleteMomCat goes for the eyes!
DeleteMy Uncle brought he's piddle over to our house right after our cat had had kittens. It made the mistake of going out into the garage where Mama had her kittens.
DeleteSuffice to say, said poodle had massive trauma to both of his ears and deep scratches down the middle of his nose and side of his mouth. Never seen an animal bleed so much.
We had a cat, an adopted stray. His trick was to leap on a big dog's face. Front claws round its ears and back claws going like billy oh on dogs jowls.Nothing the poor dog could do. Apart from scratches there would be a serious risk of infection from those litter tray scratching claws.
Delete#2 I had very low expectations to begin with, she managed to come in below that. Please tell me that is NOT a member of our Armed Forces.
ReplyDeleteNot a US uniform. Although we did have a female soldier bounce a grenade off the front of the pit and have to unass it before it blew.
Delete#1 too bad it was not a real gun, If it was real, it might have stopped him from breeding in the future
DeleteRussian. Here's a link with sound.
Deletehttps://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/dhmvzd/to_throw_a_grenade/
#1 He's damned lucky that was just a paintball gun. Perhaps he should be kept away from firearms?
ReplyDeleteAfter watching #1, I almost could not finish the rest, I was laughing so hard. Glad I kept going, to see #8. The big, scary silver back Gorilla, that the media always says will tear apart limb from limb, any human who dares to come into it's territory.
DeleteIt seems like in this case, the Gorilla was happy to just play "splash the tourists."
Gorillas usually avoid water at all costs so it’s surprising that one took a few steps into that river
DeleteStupid should hurt.
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#1 always, always, ALWAYS make sure there is not a round in the chamber
ReplyDeleteAnd the dog sliding down the steps, and mamakat kickin ass easily beat every stupid human trick. Ohio Guy
ReplyDelete#2 Girls.
ReplyDeleteCan't throw.
Can't catch.
Can't run from monsters.
#4 reminded me of a recent experience with my family band. So, we're playing a gig at the state fair in Pueblo, Colorado. We were hired at the last minute to fill-in for a cancellation, so I don't know much about the setup. Anyway, behind us a litle, and to our left there is loud music and hollering kinda interfering with our performance, but not too bad. Then for a while I notice our audience seems really distracted, then back to paying attention to us again. Some friends of ours played later, so we stayed to see them, and I got a look at what the distraction was. Guy has on a wet sweatsuit, puts on a cape doused with lighter fluid or something like it, climbs 20 feet up a tower, sets himself on fire, lingers a few seconds for effect, then dives intona water tank. Hard to compete with that!
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