Happened to me once. I took the 95 pound rottie out back one night for a wizz, and stopped on the steps to admire the night sky. I didn't know she had spotted a rabbit in the back yard. She was on one of those 16 foot retractable leashes. With a 16 foot head start, next thing I knew I was lying on the backyard sidewalk, with her licking my face.
If you invest no time in training and don’t correct the dog the first time he pulls on the lead, you get an animal that has no respect for you. I concur with the dog.
If you invest no time in training and don’t correct the dog the first time he pulls on the lead, you get an animal that has no respect for you. I concur with the dog.
If you invest no time in training and don’t correct the dog the first time he pulls on the lead, you get an animal that has no respect for you. I concur with the dog.
1: I hope that dumb fuck cracked a rib. 2: That cunt stood there trying to get her dog or herself bit for a fucking payday instead of walking the fuck away so idiot boy could get his dogs calmed down.
I cheered out loud for that one. Backwards hat, face buried in phone, oblivious to the world, and the fulfillment of karma, all in one.
ReplyDeleteput the damned phone down and concentrate on the task at hand...
ReplyDeleteMy day is coming. My 80th is right around the corner and the dog isn't getting any calmer, weaker or smaller.
ReplyDeleteSo why does the woman just stand there and then bring her dog back towards the guy’s dog....egging him on...??
ReplyDeleteSo why does the woman just stand there and then bring her dog back towards the guy’s dog....egging him on...??
ReplyDeleteHe didn't let go of the leash.
ReplyDeleteA useless piece of an untrained canine and a useless piece of an untrained homo sapien.
ReplyDeleteI hope it hurt. Put the phone down.
ReplyDeleteHappened to me once. I took the 95 pound rottie out back one night for a wizz, and stopped on the steps to admire the night sky. I didn't know she had spotted a rabbit in the back yard. She was on one of those 16 foot retractable leashes. With a 16 foot head start, next thing I knew I was lying on the backyard sidewalk, with her licking my face.
ReplyDeleteI thought I was gonna see the bloody stump of an arm trailing the end of that leash. Maybe next time, eh? Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteI am just glad that my rescue 100 lb whatever is catatonic on a leash.
ReplyDeletePhuck that, I hope his phone shattered.
ReplyDeleteIf you invest no time in training and don’t correct the dog the first time he pulls on the lead, you get an animal that has no respect for you. I concur with the dog.
ReplyDeleteIf you invest no time in training and don’t correct the dog the first time he pulls on the lead, you get an animal that has no respect for you. I concur with the dog.
ReplyDeleteIf you invest no time in training and don’t correct the dog the first time he pulls on the lead, you get an animal that has no respect for you. I concur with the dog.
ReplyDelete1: I hope that dumb fuck cracked a rib.
ReplyDelete2: That cunt stood there trying to get her dog or herself bit for a fucking payday instead of walking the fuck away so idiot boy could get his dogs calmed down.