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Monday, September 20, 2021

That was a shitty thing to do

SEPTEMBER 15--Cops may have identified a man who defecated inside a freezer case at an Oklahoma supermarket, a vile act that that was discovered after an unfortunate shopper placed her hand in the waste while reaching for a bag of Totino’s pizza rolls.

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  1. Try to tell me that mother fucker don't belong in a jungle dancing bare assed around a fire. "We are behind" comes to mind.

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  2. Self-preservation trumps man's law.

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  3. Kenny- can we still call "chimp out" on these?

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  4. He was pissed he was broke and they weren't on his EBT card list

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  5. Common practice in the metropolitan utopia of Wakanda.

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  6. Worthless animals like this need to be culled from the herd while standing in a Bayou.

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  7. so in the end, did the shopper "leave the Totino's and take the s**t'?

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  8. Why did she not pay attention to where she put her hand?

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    1. From what the article said, the nice gentleman hid the poo between two Totino's bags.

      Sly mother fucker! Gotsta remember me that trick...

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  9. The deputies in Cleveland county need to jam a bag of pizza rolls up his ass and then beat him severely about his cement thick head with a length of 5/8 rebar. If he's still breathing after this conversation, then Tightly wrap his head in cling wrap and leave his sorry ass in a public location for the crows and buzzards as a warning to other subhuman trash.

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  10. How do we know it wasn’t staged so the woman could sue for some extra sah-ree? Hopefully the investigation looks into any connection between the deuce dropper and deuce scooper!
    MadMarlin

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