Actually, it does look exactly like Jesus. Jesus Garcia. He lives a few blocks away and works for a landscaper. He don't speak English too good, and no matter how matter how many times I tell him he lives in Kill Devil Hills, NC he still believes he lives in Nazareth and was born in Bethlehem, PA.
#19 Outstanding. If you want to mess with people, just keep a small notebook in your pocket. Every once in awhile, pull out the notebook and write something while someone is watching. Never tell them what you are writing, just give them disapproving looks.
#1 Got busted around 84. A fuckin Narc. I knew I was going to prison. Judge wanted names of dealers. Said I didn't know any. He persisted. I said sorry your honor I don't know any names. I got two years supervised. Out on the street my attorney ask, do you know why you are not in prison for eight years? I said, nope. He said Mike everybody rolls over and gives names to save their ass. Everyone. The Judge was impressed with your honor. Can't do the time don't do the crime. I might add at a later date I smoked dope with my attorney and that Judge. My Attorney became a Judge.
#6 Creepy!
ReplyDelete#6 is cool, #18, #20 are the creeps. Ohio Guy
DeleteActually, it does look exactly like Jesus. Jesus Garcia. He lives a few blocks away and works for a landscaper. He don't speak English too good, and no matter how matter how many times I tell him he lives in Kill Devil Hills, NC he still believes he lives in Nazareth and was born in Bethlehem, PA.
Delete#6 Shit fire! Loved it. All those assholes, pun intended, that see Jesus in a fuckin potato or some shit.
ReplyDeleteThey talk all about in Testakles 44:1. "Behold this creature's asshole! For lo, ye shall find Jesus or somebody dressed like him! And rejoice!"
DeleteI've got some SuperChristian relatives that I wanna see tapdance around #6.
Delete#1: Little Joe Biden?
ReplyDelete#29. That flea bitten nag is liable to bite him.
ReplyDelete#20 🤣For the win🤣
ReplyDeleteI for years thought that euthanasia, was Chinese cub scouts.
ReplyDeleteNah. 'twas a rock band in the 70's.
DeleteI remember them well.
I think.....
#20 for the win.
ReplyDelete#1 - Definite future liberal.
ReplyDeleteGreat batch. There's a few that are headed to Facebook to help cement my standing in the family
#7, hmmm, drug prices, warning to snitches, crotch shot. Niiiiccce.
ReplyDelete#19 Outstanding. If you want to mess with people, just keep a small notebook in your pocket. Every once in awhile, pull out the notebook and write something while someone is watching. Never tell them what you are writing, just give them disapproving looks.
ReplyDeleteI got horse ivermectin last year on Amazon right after the commies disavowed it. Don't know if you still can.
ReplyDelete#1 Got busted around 84. A fuckin Narc. I knew I was going to prison. Judge wanted names of dealers. Said I didn't know any. He persisted. I said sorry your honor I don't know any names. I got two years supervised. Out on the street my attorney ask, do you know why you are not in prison for eight years? I said, nope. He said Mike everybody rolls over and gives names to save their ass. Everyone. The Judge was impressed with your honor. Can't do the time don't do the crime. I might add at a later date I smoked dope with my attorney and that Judge. My Attorney became a Judge.
ReplyDelete#10 -- piss on Dave Grohl. Nickelback still sounds better than Nirvana.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
I can't say I've ever heard a song from either Nickleback or Nirvana.
DeleteNot paying sufficient attention, I once got my daughter a nickleback CD, she wanted Nickel Creek. Big difference.
DeleteI've never heard Nickleback or Nirvana voluntarily.
Delete20) Jackasses count as well, apparently.
ReplyDelete#20 Why do I want to brred with her so much.
ReplyDeleteSettle down and eat your oats.
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DeleteWhat would you breed with her?
#10 Dave Grohl
ReplyDeleteMr. "you can't come to my concert unless vaccinated".
GO FUCK YOURSELF GROHL.
Acceptance of homosexuality needs to end yesterday. It is not enlightened. It is not moral. It is not sane.
ReplyDelete#1. This little shit would be getting a single Christmas present this year: containing a box of coal and a copy of that traffic ticket.
ReplyDeleteOnly 20 compared to all the rest it is the winner in all sampled ballots cast
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