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Sunday, September 12, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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13 comments:

  1. #20 is the best one in a while. Thanks
    John in Indy

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  2. #4 Wisdom from the Fruitcake lady regarding a good marriage reminder "Keep Miss Puss clean."

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  3. #5 Qui bene cito escalated in latin. you know, in case somebody wants to adopt it as the clan motto.

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  4. #8, I have a friend from high school, who is a flat earther. Other than that, he is actually normal, mostly. He of course is a bit extreme about religion. I am a Christian, and if someone asks my opinion on a spiritual topic, and really want an answer, I can tell them chapter and verse, about just about everything, having been a student of the Bible since becoming an adult. But I don't force my opinion on anyone, believing that we all have our own free will, and that God, through His Holy Spirit draws each individual to Himself, not by our own browbeating.
    It is just sad that some people take their own religious hobby horse, and in doing so, tend to make others veer away from Christ due to the wackiness of the entire nonsense, when if they instead concentrated on the forgiveness and love of Jesus, they could have a common ground of discussion, and possibly lead them to find what so many have found, Jehovah Rophe, or, the God Who Heals.

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  5. #4 ... Guilty, your honor. But I plead a weak stomach...

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  6. #14: People who lisp can't pronounce "lisp".

    Oh it only gets worse. People with rhotacism can't pronounce their condition either.
    Rhotacism is the "Elmer Fudd thing" (and upper cwass Engwish twit pwahbum) of saying "w" for "r".

    Actually rhotacism is substituting any one phoneme for another, but let's keep it simple here.

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    1. [rocketride]

      Actually, that's 'pararhotacism'. Substitution of another sound for 'r'.
      There's also 'paralambdacism'-- same thing but with 'l'. And a couple of others. Those being among the easier and more common substitutions. Generally the substituted consonant is one not very far from the usual.

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  7. #4 yessir. Feels clean until she gets wet...Sometimes the cottage cheese doesn't have a smell..... just comes out on your fingers. Stay woke my little semen.

    You say ahhh shit gross. I say finish what you started. Be a man.

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  8. #4 down from top....
    "Once ya' get past the smell, ya' got it licked!!!!!!!"
    skybill

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  9. #6 might not be strong enough, needs more reinforcement.

    Weredragon

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  10. # 6 Deluxe version of the pedestrian 300 will be a version of the Rhino attachment used on Sherman tanks in Normandy. https://www.thenmusa.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/rhino-4-300x234.jpg

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