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Seriously, how hard is it to keep valuables out of sight, roll up your windows, lock your car, and take your fucking keys with you???
I say that, but the other day I was coming out of the Piggly Wiggly and realized I didn't have my keys. Oh fuck, don't tell me I locked them in the truck...
I did. It was cool though, I left my windows down.
And remember, the best place to leave your gun in your vehicle is in the center console, because no one would ever look there.
ReplyDeleteSeriously?...Well don't do that again!
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I never have the problem of leaving my car key in the ignition when I run into the local Doller tree or supermarket. I got chain about 4 feet long with my ignition key on one end. When I get out of bed in the morning I secure the other end around my balls.
ReplyDeletewhere do you find a chain that small?
Delete"MNPD officials said in April that the city has a persistent problem with thieves stealing guns from other people’s vehicles."
ReplyDeleteWell, guns wouldn't get stolen from cars if people didn't have to leave them IN cars due to merchants (and others) putting up their stupid-ass "No Guns" signs.
One day I came walking out of the grocery store, and damn, my keys weren’t in my pocket. Got to the truck, window was open, keys in ignition and the motor was running. Like you, I left the window down.
ReplyDeleteI do that all the time..there's a big-assed dog in the back seat area. Go ahead
DeleteI keep nothing of value in my truck. It is a rolling walk-a-way. If it drops the engine or transmission the best thing to do is walk away from it. It is not economically feasible to fix it. The $2K to fix or replace a transmission or engine would be better spent on something else.
ReplyDeleteI came out of Lowe's one day couldn't find my keys. Luckily they were in the ignition with the engine running, dumbass!
ReplyDeleteMy old Chevy truck had the key stuck in the ignition. For the times it got locked accidentaly or on purpose, I kept a coat hanger in the bed.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
USAA offers a deduction if you use an anti-theft device. Seriously. So those ex-military types out there, other eligible people (dependents of retired service and such) you need to check them out.
ReplyDeleteI have, at one time, looked all over the house, inside and out, stone cold sober, for my keys which I finally found...in my pocket. Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteI keep a spare door only key in my wallet in case I lock myself out again.
ReplyDeleteSome of us carry three complete sets of keys on our body at all times.
ReplyDeleteSome of us learned about the only set of keys locked inside the vehicle.
Ken, you did hear about the blond who was upset because she left her windows down in the rain and then realized she'd locked her keys in the car... right?
ReplyDeleteBack in the day I had an old Dodge truck and a huge Lab Chow cross who Loved to ride in my truck and also was quite protective of His truck. He blended in with the upolstery too. I was in the store with the olBear along and as i was leaving I saw some asshole reach in the window then Jump six feet when Bear jumped up and growled right in his face dude almost shat himself and beat a hasty retreat and I nearly wet myself laughing Bear got extra treats !
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