Well, they are from Nashville, ya know

Too many Nashvillians are losing the personal belongings that they keep in their vehicles, and they are also losing their own automobiles because they aren’t taking one simple precaution, according to the Metro Nashville Police Department (MNPD).

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Seriously, how hard is it to keep valuables out of sight, roll up your windows, lock your car, and take your fucking keys with you???

I say that, but the other day I was coming out of the Piggly Wiggly and realized I didn't have my keys. Oh fuck, don't tell me I locked them in the truck...

I did. It was cool though, I left my windows down.