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Friday, September 10, 2021

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A naked woman on a midnight golf cart joyride was arrested early Saturday when she drove through a police perimeter in Florida, cops say. 

While officers were involved in an armed standoff with a teenager, Jessica Smith, 28, drove past several patrol cars while behind the wheel of a golf cart. Smith allegedly ignored a police command to depart the area and continued to approach “the target house of where the armed suspect was on the roof.”
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4 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnySeptember 10, 2021 at 5:38 AM

    In her photo she resembles Rackety Chile Coon. Drugs will do that.

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  2. Fish Out of WaterSeptember 10, 2021 at 5:46 AM

    She's from Boston and I believe if one scratches a Yankee, there's a wild Southerner waiting to jump out.

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  3. CritterSeptember 10, 2021 at 7:44 AM

    Drunk women, driving golf carts in the nude is no basis for a system of government.

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