Reminds me of the old joke about the guy filing for divorce the day after the wedding. When asked why, the man said that after she removed(insert long list of booster items), she wasn't the woman he got married to.
She talks to much. Any time the they are pokey like that I assume some kind of lift to help. They only have that naturally for a few years in mid teens. Gravity takes care of them after that.
Not necessarily. The PsychoChick I went out with before I met Lisa had a set of 36C's that stood up and out with no sag, and she never wore a bra. They were completely natural and she was 43 at the time. Had an ass that was just as nice, too. Too bad she was fucking crazy.
I’m not picky, they look nice either way.
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That is what is known as a Cattlemans bra - it rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
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Reminds me of the old joke about the guy filing for divorce the day after the wedding.
ReplyDeleteWhen asked why, the man said that after she removed(insert long list of booster items), she wasn't the woman he got married to.
Would that be considered false advertising??
ReplyDeleteIt's all false advertising
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Falsie advertising?
DeleteBoobies. That's all that matters folks.
ReplyDeleteYup. Boobies. A cooter. And no Adam’s apple.
DeleteIn other words birthed as female please.
MadMarlin
She wouldn't be half bad with a little duct tape over the mouth.
ReplyDeleteI've always said I'd rather have teacup sized tiddies, rather than udders since I wasn't looking for a cow in the first place.
ReplyDeleteNothing compared to 'beautiful' women who look like dead squirrels when the makeup is removed.
ReplyDeleteTrust... but verify.
ReplyDeleteShe talks to much. Any time the they are pokey like that I assume some kind of lift to help. They only have that naturally for a few years in mid teens. Gravity takes care of them after that.
ReplyDeleteCute girl, though.
Not necessarily. The PsychoChick I went out with before I met Lisa had a set of 36C's that stood up and out with no sag, and she never wore a bra. They were completely natural and she was 43 at the time.
DeleteHad an ass that was just as nice, too. Too bad she was fucking crazy.
Remember the Wonder Bra?
ReplyDeleteThey called it the Wonder Bra cuz when she takes it off the guy wonders what the hell happened to the tits!
War dem titties go?
ReplyDeleteI'd still spank that ass.
ReplyDelete"Great Ghost, lassie! Be ye nothing but linens!"
ReplyDeleteA cups are immune to gravity
ReplyDeleteB cups resist gravity
C cups make peace with gravity
D cups hold it back for a while and then it all come crashing down.
Cute! I like her better without the push-up.
ReplyDeletebetter than tissue
ReplyDeleteCan I get one of those for my junk?
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