#1&2...A few years back, we had leased a fenced in warehouse/lot for our S. Florida Christmas tree business. We had three Penske 26 foot box trucks parked in the lot.
Some assholes stole the outside tires from all 3 trucks...just the tires, left the rims. In figuring out how they got the tires out of the lot, found where they'd cut the chain link fence top to bottom and pulled it open like a curtain, then pulled it back together after they were done. The only reason we figured it out was because that section of fence looked a little wonky.
#4 When ya gotta have it, ya gotta have it.
#8 That delivery would have been better if the driver had backed into the house.
I'd call #7 a real happy ending if the driver doesn't have spine injuries from the bridge dropping. #9 is funny. The happy truck rolls into the lake while the driver is taking a whizz.
#8 FREE BEER
ReplyDeleteOk, it's Bud p*ss, but still.
I wonder if the beer cargo would offset the damage to the house?
ReplyDelete#1&2...A few years back, we had leased a fenced in warehouse/lot for our S. Florida Christmas tree business. We had three Penske 26 foot box trucks parked in the lot.
ReplyDeleteSome assholes stole the outside tires from all 3 trucks...just the tires, left the rims. In figuring out how they got the tires out of the lot, found where they'd cut the chain link fence top to bottom and pulled it open like a curtain, then pulled it back together after they were done. The only reason we figured it out was because that section of fence looked a little wonky.
#4 When ya gotta have it, ya gotta have it.
#8 That delivery would have been better if the driver had backed into the house.
I'd call #7 a real happy ending if the driver doesn't have spine injuries from the bridge dropping. #9 is funny. The happy truck rolls into the lake while the driver is taking a whizz.
ReplyDelete#7 Somebody missed a rebar.
ReplyDeleteWhere is that? Looks like a pretty big engineering mistake.
Delete#4 -- That's not what they meant by "drive thru".
ReplyDelete#8 -- Like the slogan says, "This Bud's for you."
I get the munchies for KFC sometimes, but I never craved it THAT bad...
ReplyDelete#5) must have forgot the plug!
ReplyDeleteSorry! I couldn't help myself! Even if I'm a bit late to the party.