KINSHASA, Congo — A new craze for a drug derived from crushed vehicle exhaust filters is rattling authorities in Kinshasa, triggering a campaign to stamp out the concoction and a related rash of car part thefts.
In August police rounded up and paraded nearly 100 alleged dealers and users of the drug "bombe," which means powerful in the local Lingala language, following a call to action by Democratic Republic of Congo President Felix Tshisekedi.
Man, I could have made some big bucks from the scrap convertors I had at my muffler shop. Instead I sold them to a dealer that would come around every month and buy them from me. He and I had to keep strict accounting records of our transactions or the EPA would fine us.
In South Africa the ash of cremated people is stolen, mixed with weed and smoked. Vultures are poisoned to powder the brain and is smoked with weed for the ability to predict lotto numbers.
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ReplyDeleteMan, I could have made some big bucks from the scrap convertors I had at my muffler shop. Instead I sold them to a dealer that would come around every month and buy them from me. He and I had to keep strict accounting records of our transactions or the EPA would fine us.
ReplyDeleteIn South Africa the ash of cremated people is stolen, mixed with weed and smoked. Vultures are poisoned to powder the brain and is smoked with weed for the ability to predict lotto numbers.
ReplyDeleteDoes it matter what kind of vultures [re-thinks entire life-plan]?
DeleteI know what I'm doing tomorrow!
ReplyDeletethey ought to import it to chicongo and detoilet feed lots of it to those urban yutes maybe it'll work better than the chineese fentynal
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