The fire department sent Yaniv – who sometimes goes by the name Simpson – a letter telling her she will face charges if she continues to ask for help getting out of the bath.
“Since January 21, the Fire Department has received and responded to over 30 such calls for assistance, none of which constituted a medical emergency,” the letter to Yaniv states.
“Further, we understand that during the Fire Department attendance at your home, you have engaged inappropriate and lewd conduct towards Fire Department staff.
-WiscoDave
Wood chipper. Feet first. Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteSaw a photo. We're gonna need a bigger woodchipper.
DeleteNah, head first to limit the screaming time.
DeleteI WANT the screaming time, thank you very much. My compassionate empathy died for these people in 2016.
DeleteIV of distilled water. Slower, more painful, but less noise and a lot less cleanup.
DeleteHe's such a fat f*ck he can't get out of a bathtub???
ReplyDeleteThe next set of firefighters that shows up should use their extraction tools to destroy the bathtub so he can just step out, then leave.
Maybe she could pull a Whitney Houston in the tub, she's already in it...
ReplyDeleteGross assed! Firefighters should be compensated.
ReplyDeleteSlowly! There, FIFY.
ReplyDeleteIf the state fails in dealing with these mental deficients, someone else will get it done. And it'll probably be ugly yet justified. Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteThat's the same "thing" that got upset a few years ago because female-only salons wouldn't wax "her" balls.
ReplyDeleteAnd filed a Human Relations Commission suit. (This Langley is in Canada)
DeleteI think it could feed a lot of crabs. you know like they did in the old days.
ReplyDeleteand it would not cost gas or damage to the chipper either.
I am not a fan of seafood so it wouldn't brother me .
Oy vey antisemitismz!
ReplyDeleteSeeing a Pattern???
ReplyDeleteAnother Gender Pretender. Ah huh.
Welcome to the Land of Make Believe
And Another psychotic supported and backed by the American Medical Community instead of helped.
Merca!!!!!
Land of the Fuckin Psycho’s !
As this is in Canada, .303 is the solution, what was the question?? One behind the ear from a longidh distance & problem solved.
ReplyDeleteLove my customized .303.
two words, jenny craig
ReplyDeletejohnny craig
DeleteNobody (but fellow traveling pedotrannies) would blame the rescue crew, if the attacker had "already" drowned, by the time they got there.
ReplyDeleteThis is the clown who picked a fight with an esthetician over getting it's junk waxed, was it not?
ReplyDeleteFer fuks sake!!! I knew I shouldn't have clicked the link!!! Now where did I put that eye bleach....
ReplyDeleteNeed the mental floss too after that .
DeleteToss it the hair dryer while it waits.
ReplyDelete