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Wednesday, October 06, 2021

Nobody has ever claimed dope fiends are smart

James Kertz needs to work on his photo composition. 

The Missouri man, 38, sought this week to sell new catalytic converters via a post on Facebook Marketplace. As seen above, Kertz included a photo of the boxed auto parts up for sale. 

What Kertz did not realize was the image (click to enlarge) also showed a large bag of methamphetamine and a syringe on a table in the photo’s background.
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4 comments:

  1. ElmoOctober 6, 2021 at 7:17 AM

    Ooops.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 6, 2021 at 1:36 PM

    So, the cops got a warrant based in a picture of unknown substance on Facebook

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  3. Fa Cube ItchesOctober 6, 2021 at 11:46 PM

    But I identify as a resident of Oregon!
    - James Kertz

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    1. LargeMargeOctober 8, 2021 at 2:04 PM

      We operate a small organic teaching farm near the outskirts of Eugene, Oregon.
      The latest fad among Oregon dope-fiends:
      * walking naked, screaming for anybody to 'f*** my a**'.
      We get a couple-three a month.

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