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Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Oh joy

Taco Bell is bringing back the Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch. 

For a limited time, the cheesy, chip-inspired menu item is officially on participating Taco Bell menus nationwide, according to Chewboom.

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I once asked a Mexican friend what a gordita was and he laughed and said "It's a fat girl, homeboy".
"No, I mean what kind of food?" I'd never heard of it before and was curious as to how real Mexicans made it.
"Oh," he says. "You know, Taco Bell shit."

14 comments:

  1. Taco bell shit is right. I rarely rode my motorcycle with other bikes. A guy kept bugging me to ride so one day I caved like a fool. About noon he said I'm hungry, follow me. He pulled into a freaking taco bell. I said yer gonna eat here? I don't eat fast food crap. He said oh this aint McDonalds this is good. We went in, he ordered I said gimme what he ordered. We sat and I bit into something and it was ice cold on the inside. I told him and he said take it back up and have them nuke it some more. I said they nuke this shit? One bite which I spit out and one bite only. The damn fool ate my shit still cold.

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  2. Gorditas I am familiar with are sort of a thick corn tortilla, but with slit cut along side to insert meat or breakfast contents. Like a pita bread I guess for the image.

    Gorditas are okay, but I prefer a plain ol' breakfast taco myself.

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  3. Their name is Taco Smell. It only smells like tacos.

    Better than the other guys - Taco Slime? Don't know, don't plan to find out.

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    1. When my kids were in HS they called the Taco Bell up the street "Toxic Hell"

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  4. Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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  5. "You know, Taco Bell shit." with the mystery meat of the day packed inside and not much of it. Once was enough for me.

    Nemo

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  6. It's a good place to prep for a colonoscopy. Last time I ate at a Taco Bell I was shittin' every 1/2 hour for a week.

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  7. Consuming "food" from Taco Bell is a health risk. In this past year, I've been guilty of eating that "food" on maybe three or four separate occasions. Then again, I know the folks who work there pretty well. I don't think they'd poison me...intentionally anyway. Ohio Guy

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  8. My brother gives everyone in the family his review of taco hell: I've gotten food poisoning twice in my life. Both times it was at taco bell.

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  9. Every once in a while, like Sushi and Golden Corral fried chicken, I crave a Chicken Burrito Supreme, but the local TB's are crap on a tortilla.
    Best one's I've had are at the TB in Plainview, TX., but that's a long road trip away.
    So It's a very once in a while thing.
    It's really and consistently that much better. Until We stopped there, I never would have considered that they all aren't the McDonald's of ambiguous ethnic food.
    CC

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  10. Super Colon Cleanse - $200.00
    Taco Bell Meal box - $4.99.
    Any questions?

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  11. Sorry guys. I know it ain't real Mexican, but I love that shit!!!

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    1. Wasn't that Beto O'Rourke's campaign slogan?

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