I really want to share #20 on FB, but I am trying to learn to keep a lower profile. Well, they won't let me post things like this. Actually, they gave me a sort of warning kind of letter. It might have something to do with the "friends" who now hate me for telling the truth, but I can't go along to get along.
#15!!! Was just discussing that very think with the wife earlier today. I'm convinced that the cheapest (and safest, and best tasting) jerky starts by buying a steer. She thinks Costco. I dunno if my freezer is big enough anyway, I guess. OTOH, there's a sizable Mennonite community locally, maybe I could convince one of them to split a steer with us. Worth looking into, anyway. Research is ongoing.
I don't know... you can sometimes buy a good sized round roast at a decent price at Sam's or Costco. However, my wife and I have bought a half-carcass every year for the past decade, and it's worked out great. The thing I think is most important is that if you develop a relationship with a local producer, it's more likely (I think) to have access to meat when it becomes scarce. We get our half carcass from a family who goes to our church, and we get our eggs from other members. While there are no guarantees, I suspect that we will continue to have access to meat and eggs, even if they start disappearing from the shelves. At least for awhile. It's also why we get produce using a CSA ("Community supported agriculture") producer.
When I was homeschooling my kids, one winter day I was going over sledding safety, so I told them they were learning about slide rules. Completely blank stares. But my wife was impressed. At least until they started going over them with her.
I really want to share #20 on FB, but I am trying to learn to keep a lower profile. Well, they won't let me post things like this. Actually, they gave me a sort of warning kind of letter. It might have something to do with the "friends" who now hate me for telling the truth, but I can't go along to get along.
ReplyDeleteIt took me a second on #8. That's a dad joke if i ever read/heard one
ReplyDelete#18 i meant.
ReplyDelete#15!!! Was just discussing that very think with the wife earlier today. I'm convinced that the cheapest (and safest, and best tasting) jerky starts by buying a steer. She thinks Costco. I dunno if my freezer is big enough anyway, I guess. OTOH, there's a sizable Mennonite community locally, maybe I could convince one of them to split a steer with us. Worth looking into, anyway. Research is ongoing.
ReplyDeleteI don't know... you can sometimes buy a good sized round roast at a decent price at Sam's or Costco. However, my wife and I have bought a half-carcass every year for the past decade, and it's worked out great. The thing I think is most important is that if you develop a relationship with a local producer, it's more likely (I think) to have access to meat when it becomes scarce. We get our half carcass from a family who goes to our church, and we get our eggs from other members. While there are no guarantees, I suspect that we will continue to have access to meat and eggs, even if they start disappearing from the shelves. At least for awhile. It's also why we get produce using a CSA ("Community supported agriculture") producer.
DeleteGo deer hunting. YUM venison jerky - homemade!!
Delete#4 could use the time better painting her deck & faceboards. What a fucking dump.
ReplyDeleteDude, just walk up there and tell her to her face.
DeleteDaryl
#18
ReplyDelete?
protractor
Deleteprotractor
DeletePro-tractor,
DeletePro tractor
DeletePro-tractor...
Deleteprotractor..... pro-tractor
DeleteFuckin' Hay Baler.
DeleteKarl for the win!
Delete9, 18 =?
ReplyDeleteProtractor - Pro-Tractor.
ReplyDeleteThe instrument in #18 is called a .........protractor
ReplyDeleteJesus, 18 really outed a lot of fuckers, eh.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you said that instead of me. I probably wouldn't have been as kind.
DeleteNemo
Lot of dumb fuckers.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
When I was homeschooling my kids, one winter day I was going over sledding safety, so I told them they were learning about slide rules. Completely blank stares. But my wife was impressed. At least until they started going over them with her.
DeleteOnly because they are 180 degrees off.
Delete#1 - I can remember watching that show.
ReplyDelete#4 - I misread that as "come sit on my face"
#5 - Yes, yes...yes. However, I have taken over making the king-sized bed because I know how.
#7 - funny...
#9 - I really shouldn't be laughing my ass off at this one...
#11 - asshole
An excellent selection as always.