My mom was from Kentucky. When my parents got married, my dad knew she was a virgin because she was an only child.
When my cousin announced to his mom that he was getting married -- and good news, the bride to be is still a virgin -- his mom didn't take it well. She said if she wasn't good enough for her own family what made her think she was good enough for him.
#15... Twice over the last 15 years at my place of employment where thousands of people work, I have seen drops of blood on the hallway floor leading into a women's restroom. Good times...
#20 life hack. My usual coffee shop drink is either a double or a quad expresso. A sipping drink, like whiskey. If you order three shots of espresso, you will invariably get a fourth shot free. The machines they use draw two shots at a time, and the barista will almost always offer you the fourth shot free. It's either that or they throw it away.
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ReplyDeleteWTH... is 18 Debra Harry?
ReplyDeleteYup
DeleteMy mom was from Kentucky. When my parents got married, my dad knew she was a virgin because she was an only child.
ReplyDeleteWhen my cousin announced to his mom that he was getting married -- and good news, the bride to be is still a virgin -- his mom didn't take it well. She said if she wasn't good enough for her own family what made her think she was good enough for him.
If a man and woman get married in Kentucky, then move to Ohio, are they still brother and sister?
DeleteDo you know why they could hold the OJ trial in West Virginia?........
DeleteAll the DNA is the same.
#18 Debra Scary
ReplyDeleteUgh. I actually thought it was madonna...
ReplyDeleteyuck!
Delete18 Still sexier than Taylor Swift.
ReplyDeleteWay back in the day, I saw Debra Harry on the Muppet Show, and swear to God she couldn't remember her lines. On the freaking MUPPET SHOW!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, she remembered her "lines." She just couldn't remember what she was supposed to say.
Delete#7. Cardi B?
ReplyDelete#15... Twice over the last 15 years at my place of employment where thousands of people work, I have seen drops of blood on the hallway floor leading into a women's restroom. Good times...
ReplyDelete#20 life hack. My usual coffee shop drink is either a double or a quad expresso. A sipping drink, like whiskey. If you order three shots of espresso, you will invariably get a fourth shot free. The machines they use draw two shots at a time, and the barista will almost always offer you the fourth shot free. It's either that or they throw it away.
ReplyDelete#1 I dislike that bitch almost as much as the Fonda cunt. Almost but nothing equals or surpassed Fonda.
ReplyDeleteI can't decide if the memes or the comments are better. Bravo everyone.
ReplyDeleteNemo
#10 Looks like the Dodge RAM logo too!
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