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Tuesday, October 26, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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18 comments:

  1. My mom was from Kentucky. When my parents got married, my dad knew she was a virgin because she was an only child.

    When my cousin announced to his mom that he was getting married -- and good news, the bride to be is still a virgin -- his mom didn't take it well. She said if she wasn't good enough for her own family what made her think she was good enough for him.

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    1. If a man and woman get married in Kentucky, then move to Ohio, are they still brother and sister?

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    2. Do you know why they could hold the OJ trial in West Virginia?........

      All the DNA is the same.

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  2. Ugh. I actually thought it was madonna...

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  3. 18 Still sexier than Taylor Swift.

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  4. Way back in the day, I saw Debra Harry on the Muppet Show, and swear to God she couldn't remember her lines. On the freaking MUPPET SHOW!!!

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    1. Oh, she remembered her "lines." She just couldn't remember what she was supposed to say.

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  5. #15... Twice over the last 15 years at my place of employment where thousands of people work, I have seen drops of blood on the hallway floor leading into a women's restroom. Good times...

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  6. #20 life hack. My usual coffee shop drink is either a double or a quad expresso. A sipping drink, like whiskey. If you order three shots of espresso, you will invariably get a fourth shot free. The machines they use draw two shots at a time, and the barista will almost always offer you the fourth shot free. It's either that or they throw it away.

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  7. #1 I dislike that bitch almost as much as the Fonda cunt. Almost but nothing equals or surpassed Fonda.

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  8. I can't decide if the memes or the comments are better. Bravo everyone.

    Nemo

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  9. #10 Looks like the Dodge RAM logo too!

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