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Monday, October 25, 2021

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  1. AnonymousOctober 25, 2021 at 2:11 PM

    #9. Years ago, a coworker (who looked much younger than she was) vented about some stranger coming up to her and asking "Are you going to keep the baby after it's born?" Once my coworker calmed down a bit, I told her that what she should do is stare the woman in the eyes and say, "No. My husband and I talked about it and we're going to sell the baby in Mexico for $10,000."

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    1. Carl "Bear" BussjaegerOctober 25, 2021 at 3:34 PM

      These days, go with, "Nah. Gonna abort it and sell the parts to Pfizer."

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  2. Seasoned SCPO (Ret.)October 25, 2021 at 2:48 PM

    A home run with #1 about siblings "barley touched you" with the pregnant woman and young man both rockin Alabama attire.

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    1. StevePOctober 25, 2021 at 10:54 PM

      In Alabama if your parents get divorced are they still brother and sister?

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  3. BobOctober 25, 2021 at 2:52 PM

    7, had that thought a hunnerd times or so.
    15, I read that the close door buttons in elevators don't work.

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  4. MoFoOctober 25, 2021 at 3:41 PM

    3) The proper term is "salad."

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    1. Lord of the FleasOctober 25, 2021 at 3:55 PM

      And as John Pinette used to say, "Salad is not food. Salad is a promissory note saying that food is on its way."

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    2. AnonymousOctober 25, 2021 at 9:48 PM

      God he was funny

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    3. LargeMargeOctober 26, 2021 at 5:09 PM

      John Pinette... "Feed me, I'm starvin'!"
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NMTfBjOzUSc

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  5. AnonymousOctober 25, 2021 at 6:57 PM

    Hah - my buddy’s wife just had a c-section. He’s definitely getting #6

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  6. kempOctober 25, 2021 at 7:43 PM

    Cinco = Five
    So that one makes no sense.

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    1. STxAROctober 25, 2021 at 10:23 PM

      2:55.....

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    2. snuffyOctober 25, 2021 at 10:38 PM

      5 of 3 makes no sense?

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    3. AnonymousOctober 26, 2021 at 12:38 AM

      If you drink tequila then it makes sense.
      MadMarlin

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    4. AnonymousOctober 26, 2021 at 1:33 AM

      Dude, it’s just a joke meme.
      Lighten up Francis

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    5. show me one socialist success in world historyOctober 26, 2021 at 3:39 AM

      you obviously don't drink, nor have a sense of humor gringo

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    6. waitingForTheStormOctober 26, 2021 at 8:34 AM

      That photo has been my favorite Cinco de Mayo post for a long time. Some times I slip the jar of mayonnaise in a sink meme in as comic relief.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 26, 2021 at 6:53 AM

    There's elevator hacks.
    On some if you push door close and your floor at the same time will take you directly there no stops.
    Do a search

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  8. clayusmcretOctober 26, 2021 at 11:25 AM

    #13....will there be grocery stores to get milk from?

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    1. LargeMargeOctober 26, 2021 at 5:12 PM

      Zombie milk.
      Specialty of the house.
      The 'Tuesday' exclusive.

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  9. markmOctober 29, 2021 at 12:35 PM

    #14: Be careful, that kid gives terrible advice.

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