Where bad choices make good stories
#9. Years ago, a coworker (who looked much younger than she was) vented about some stranger coming up to her and asking "Are you going to keep the baby after it's born?" Once my coworker calmed down a bit, I told her that what she should do is stare the woman in the eyes and say, "No. My husband and I talked about it and we're going to sell the baby in Mexico for $10,000."
These days, go with, "Nah. Gonna abort it and sell the parts to Pfizer."
A home run with #1 about siblings "barley touched you" with the pregnant woman and young man both rockin Alabama attire.
In Alabama if your parents get divorced are they still brother and sister?
7, had that thought a hunnerd times or so.15, I read that the close door buttons in elevators don't work.
3) The proper term is "salad."
And as John Pinette used to say, "Salad is not food. Salad is a promissory note saying that food is on its way."
God he was funny
John Pinette... "Feed me, I'm starvin'!"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NMTfBjOzUSc
Hah - my buddy’s wife just had a c-section. He’s definitely getting #6
Cinco = FiveSo that one makes no sense.
5 of 3 makes no sense?
If you drink tequila then it makes sense.MadMarlin
Dude, it’s just a joke meme. Lighten up Francis
you obviously don't drink, nor have a sense of humor gringo
That photo has been my favorite Cinco de Mayo post for a long time. Some times I slip the jar of mayonnaise in a sink meme in as comic relief.
There's elevator hacks.On some if you push door close and your floor at the same time will take you directly there no stops.Do a search
#13....will there be grocery stores to get milk from?
Zombie milk.Specialty of the house.The 'Tuesday' exclusive.
#14: Be careful, that kid gives terrible advice.
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