#7, I hate monkeys, I don't know why, I just do. I would love for the monkey to do that to my Sam, a big fast brindle Cane Corso, a serial killer of cats. That monkey would have been toast before he ever raised that stick. Note: my wife's flower gardens were always cat free except for the occasional dead cat I would have to hide from her. She found a huge dead cat below our pine tree, I convinced her the cat must of been asleep up in the tree and fell down, I couldn't believe she bought it. Later, Sammy just smiled and said: So many "fuckin' cat's" and so little time.
Sam would find very sharp steak knives inserted into the ground handle first and the blades coated with bacon grease the next time he went out to pee. Good luck suturing that tongue
#1. Those Roosians again?
ReplyDelete#4, wtf is he making?
ReplyDelete#9, I'm guessing drugs were involved.
#4 He’s making a mess.
Delete#4: Always a treat to watch a true professional at work.
ReplyDelete#6: That moment of panic when you're not sure if your dog just accidentally killed himself. I know it all too well.
#7, I hate monkeys, I don't know why, I just do. I would love for the monkey to do that to my Sam, a big fast brindle Cane Corso, a serial killer of cats. That monkey would have been toast before he ever raised that stick. Note: my wife's flower gardens were always cat free except for the occasional dead cat I would have to hide from her. She found a huge dead cat below our pine tree, I convinced her the cat must of been asleep up in the tree and fell down, I couldn't believe she bought it. Later, Sammy just smiled and said: So many "fuckin' cat's" and so little time.
ReplyDeleteIf Sam ever comes near my cat I’ll crush his skull an skin him.
DeleteI agree with Anonymous. Fuck with my cat and you gonna die.
DeleteYep ...
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PS: meaning fuck with my cat and die
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Sam would find very sharp steak knives inserted into the ground handle first and the blades coated with bacon grease the next time he went out to pee. Good luck suturing that tongue
DeleteKeep the cats out of my garden & you won't end up with a dead cat. Sam sounds AWESOME!!!
Delete#3 - That's one cool critter there!
ReplyDelete#10 - I wish I had thought of that when I was young. My sisters needed a payback.
#3 - Tumblebug
Delete#1 too bad the traffic light didnt kill him
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