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Friday, October 29, 2021

Yeah, that oughta make a difference

On the eve of Game 3 of the World Series, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is making a pitch to MLB to change the name of “bullpen.”

PETA officials recommend that the enclosure that houses relief pitchers should be renamed the “arm barn,” the organization said in a news release.

“Strike out the word ‘bullpen,’ which references the holding area where terrified bulls are kept before slaughter, in favor of a more modern, animal-friendly term,” the news release stated.

20 comments:

  1. What do they want to call the dozen hotdog stands around the stadium?
    Rename wieners to PETA-whiners?

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  2. I hate to inform PETA but there's more than two definitions of the term "Bullpen". At our place we use ours to hold our bull(s) during the periods when we don't want our mother cows bred. During that time the bull(s) are treated like spoiled children, given grain and supreme grade alfalfa and treated for flies and any other ailments that may come their way during their incarceration. Their pen also gets watered to keep the dust down.

    They enjoy their rest time in anticipation of their working season. After all, it's hard work making 25 to 35 babies in a short period of time.

    The ladies at PETA need to open their eyes and realize it's a big world out there, most of which they know less than nothing about but could easily find out about if they weren't the rigid ideologues that they are.

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  3. no word out of them about mad stupid shit dumb fuck troll is doing to helpless dogs but this ?
    fuck them clowns.

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    1. No enemies to the Left, comrade. No enemies to the Left. Besides, we waste WAAAAY more dogs than Fauci ever could.
      - PETA

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  4. What do they want to change "cat fight" to?
    Daryl

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  5. And this change would do what exactly?
    Oh, it’s PETA - some lying assholes of the loony left.
    I’m sure bulls are signing petitions for the change being the HUGE baseball fans they are.

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  6. Liberal progressive dipshits, I know I'm repeating my self, are the bane of our existence

    Nemo

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  7. Bullpen also refers to an open office concept often associated with law offices and is the area where junior associates work. Also, in police stations, is the area where detectives work out of.

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  8. These dweebs really have nothing constructive to do: maybe they could go and fuck themselves. That would fill their days and they could keep their infantile complaints and virtue signalling to themselves.

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  9. Why don't they just rename their organization "People With No Discernable Lives"?

    CC

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  10. Buy the tshirt PETA:
    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals

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  11. I think PETA is really a bunch of wise-ass 20-somethings competing to see who can come up with the most ridiculous bullshit to pull our chains.

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  12. You don't send the bulls to slaughter, they're for breeding.

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  13. the agenda is to do away with animal ownership of any kind, and that includes farming, ranching.

    fuck peta with a cactus, sideways soaked in Texas Pete sauce.

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  14. If MLB caves to these cock suckers I will burn everything MLB. Including my A's WS baseballs and beer cups. I'm sick of this shit.

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  15. The next time you hear of a PETA protest, get a bunch of buddies and set up a grill on the sidewalk cooking hotdogs and hamburgers. Give them away free to all comers. If the first few are given to cops working the event, they will defend you when the PETA people freak out! Its lots of fun!

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  16. Ok, the 'bull's gonna get laid soon' pen.

    [rocketride]

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  17. Watching the World Series right now. I don’t see any of that biz. I just see miscegenation is our strength commercials.

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  18. The name "bull pen" came from the fact that the area where the pitchers warmed up was sometimes behind the bill board for "Bull Durham Tobacco"....where do these people come up with this shit....

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