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Friday, October 15, 2021

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

After demanding that an interloper get off his sprawling lawn, a 90-year-old Florida Man twice punched a neighbor in the face, according to cops who arrested the rowdy nonagenarian for battery and resisting arrest. 

Police say Thomas Conrad was busted Saturday afternoon following a dispute over a gardener cutting grass outside his home in Sorrento, a city 30 miles from Orlando.

3 comments:

  1. don't see the problem, stay off the mans fucking lawn. how hard is that to grok

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  2. So who the fuck can’t out bob n weave a 90 yr old?

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