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Friday, November 19, 2021

A Drunkard's Dream If I Ever Did See One...

MURFREESBORO, Tenn. (WKRN) — They saying goes “Don’t cry over spilled milk” but what about spilled whiskey? 

A semi-truck loaded with an estimated $400,000 worth of Jack Daniel’s overturned off Interstate 24 in Rutherford County Wednesday.

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When I was 16, we were headed from California to Pops' new duty station at Ft Benning and got hung up in traffic there on 99 between Fresno and Bakersfield after a flatbed truck hauling pallets of Budweiser flipped.
It wasn't the truck causing the holdup, it was in the median, it was everybody stopping and snatching a couple cases. We got to the accident site just as the CHP showed up and I'm not sure what was funnier - watching the freeloaders slipping and sliding in the foam trying to run from the cops or seeing the two cops trying to run off 20 or 30 thieves by themselves.

3 comments:

  1. In Vietnam I was running a  convoy to a forward base.  A semi trailer load of beer tipped over.  I called a unit about 2 km away and told them I couldn't stop.  3 hours later, on the way back, not a beer to be found.  They even took the tires off the trailer.

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  2. Any military branch is basically a tribe of vandals: disciplined vandals when necessary, but a tribe of savages all the same.
    Don't call me names--I'm part of the tribe as well, and my family is anyway (with less discipline).
    --Tennessee Budd

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  3. Meh. The Irish know how to take advantage of this type of opportunity.

    "The night a river of whiskey ran through the streets of Dublin

    The 1875 Chamber Street fire claimed many victims - each died from alcohol poisoning"

    " 13 people are understood to have died as a result of the fire. None of the deceased perished in the flames, nor did they die of smoke inhalation - each succumbed to alcohol poisoning from drinking “freely of the derelict whiskey”.

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/offbeat/the-night-a-river-of-whiskey-ran-through-the-streets-of-dublin-1.2743517

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