The girl contracted gonorrhea while bathing in the Lake Specchio di Venere, also known as the "Mirror of Venus," according to a study published in the Journal of Medical Case Reports in September. Gonorrhea is a disease usually transmitted sexually that infects the genitals, rectum and throat, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said.
Wait...she caught a venereal disease while bathing in a lake named after Venus?
ReplyDeleteRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. She got it from a hot spring.
ReplyDeleteAnd when she's 12, it'll be an Immaculate Conception too.
Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.
Sure she got it from the hot spring. It sprung right into her.
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