#5 Fake. The countertop was already broken, perhaps glued to do this gif. You can see the line of the previous break just before he breaks it again. Cheap pressed wood laminated countertop.
While it’s funny, it’s a clip from a sitcom… See “Arrested Development”
That said, I have seen a bottle cap take a pretty good gouge out of a Formica countertop. Still not sure my buddie’s mom ever really bought our explanation…
A friend is from a Middle Easter country that went through a civil war in the 90's. Explosives were pretty common afterwards and he tells of a man in the town where he lived that used blasting caps for firecrackers. One day he was drunk and was lighting them with a cigarette and threw the cigarette instead of the cap. He lost the fingers on that hand.
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ReplyDelete#1. Wrong hand got the drop command
ReplyDelete#10. Lift the heel, whack the twat.
#10, that poontang is gonna be out of service for the forseeable future...
ReplyDeleteNot necessarily, I can kiss it and make it all better.
DeleteI can feel that hurt all the way to my house.
DeleteAlmost as bad as getting it in the 'nads, I said ALMOST...
Delete#1 Look Ma no hands.
ReplyDeleteWas that the legendary M-80?
Delete#7 If you don't have enough sense to go across that at an angle, you deserve a forward flip and bent rim. That is STUPID.
ReplyDelete#6. brylcream: "a little dab will do ya!"
ReplyDelete#5 Fake. The countertop was already broken, perhaps glued to do this gif. You can see the line of the previous break just before he breaks it again. Cheap pressed wood laminated countertop.
ReplyDeleteWhile it’s funny, it’s a clip from a sitcom…
DeleteSee “Arrested Development”
That said, I have seen a bottle cap take a pretty good gouge out of a Formica countertop. Still not sure my buddie’s mom ever really bought our explanation…
#1, stupid hurts
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ReplyDelete"Put the Stang on that Thang!"
DeleteIs that the same band that got Senator Harry Reid?
DeleteAfter watching number 7 at least 26 times, odd but my day just seems so much brighter now.
ReplyDeleteThat one never gets old.
DeleteKnuckledraggin's gifdumps where idiots make us laugh on a daily basis.
ReplyDelete#10 Straddle an elastic band holding the band down with your foot, then lift your foot. Ouchie coochie.
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A friend is from a Middle Easter country that went through a civil war in the 90's. Explosives were pretty common afterwards and he tells of a man in the town where he lived that used blasting caps for firecrackers. One day he was drunk and was lighting them with a cigarette and threw the cigarette instead of the cap. He lost the fingers on that hand.
ReplyDelete#1&2 are bill and Hillary Cirica 1975.
ReplyDeleteHiLlARy never looked that good.
DeleteWell, there’s fuckin’ Mondays, but there’s also fuckin’ stupid.
ReplyDelete#7. You boys need to get out of town more often. Or at least out of Mama's basement.
ReplyDelete#7 Just before the grate there is probab;y a "no bicycles" sign.
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