I did just that. My wife got most everything and I left with my dog, cat, pickup and Harley. I rented an ancient and possibly the smallest double wide ever made for a year which I called, The Cave from Hell.
Heres a little diddy “if your happy and you know it thank your X, if your happy and you know it thank your X, if your happy and you know it then you really oughta show it, if your happy and you know it thank your X”
I prefer to thank everyone else's X and my parents for why I'm single and going my own way. No way am I putting my dog or my business at risk in this no-fault divorce world where a woman who did absolutely nothing to build my kingdom can take half of it without just cause.
A man only needs adequate shelter, enough clothes to keep him warm, a trusted 4 leg companion and a pot of strong coffee. Edit: add a fire to make the coffee.. 95% of the other crap is her's or shit you accumulated to get and keep her. JD
Women are one of the best reasons to own nothing, I.E, the trust owns the LLC which owns all the assets and the administrator of the trust owns "assets" to steal; or something like that, I still need to thoroughly research the process for various reasons other than women.
I did just that. My wife got most everything and I left with my dog, cat, pickup and Harley. I rented an ancient and possibly the smallest double wide ever made for a year which I called, The Cave from Hell.
ReplyDeleteYou mean 'The Cave Away from Hell'?
ReplyDelete(Been there, done that).
Yep I kept the dog!!!
ReplyDeleteHeres a little diddy “if your happy and you know it thank your X, if your happy and you know it thank your X, if your happy and you know it then you really oughta show it, if your happy and you know it thank your X”
Happy and overwintering in AZ!!!! Hell yeah!!!!
Saber 7
I prefer to thank everyone else's X and my parents for why I'm single and going my own way.
DeleteNo way am I putting my dog or my business at risk in this no-fault divorce world where a woman who did absolutely nothing to build my kingdom can take half of it without just cause.
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arc, I feel the same way about the ex that has taken half my retirement pay for 28 years when I'm the one that strapped that Navy airplane to my ass.
DeleteThrow in a couple of junk drawers she boxed up as "your shit" and yep, dog, TV, and clothing was all that supplemented the start of my real life.
ReplyDeleteA man only needs adequate shelter, enough clothes to keep him warm, a trusted 4 leg companion and a pot of strong coffee.
ReplyDeleteEdit: add a fire to make the coffee..
95% of the other crap is her's or shit you accumulated to get and keep her.
JD
I don't know why any man bothers to get married. Just go find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
ReplyDeleteWomen are one of the best reasons to own nothing, I.E, the trust owns the LLC which owns all the assets and the administrator of the trust owns "assets" to steal; or something like that, I still need to thoroughly research the process for various reasons other than women.
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Am i the only one that sees a second head on that dog?
ReplyDeleteYou mean like Cerberus?
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