MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — Telling agents he “did not have to stop” because “it’s a free country,” a 44-year-old Minneapolis man is charged with threatening TSA workers at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. The charges state that he also swung a stanchion line post before throwing it at agents, taking his clothes off and masturbating.
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Ya gotta admit, he's got balls.
Taking his clothes off and jerking off in an airport would produce a lot of witnesses to support the fact he has balls.
ReplyDeleteI had to look up stanchion line post. I don't see many of those out here. I am guessing some kind of psychoactive substance played a large part in the evolution of this story. Or, perhaps, just another free spirit.
ReplyDeleteSounds like he's already beaten the rap...
ReplyDeleteHow? Did his lawyer already get him off? Ohio Guy
Deletehe sounds like my beer buddies.
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