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Friday, November 12, 2021

How in the fuck does one acquire NINE outstanding warants?

WHITES CREEK, TN - Metro Police arrested Dandre Riley, 30, on Friday night who had nine outstanding warrants during his arrest. 

According to police, Riley fled during a traffic stop. Metro Nashville Police Department's Aviation Unit followed Riley in a 2010 Audi Q7 from 26th Avenue North.

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Let's see, he was held on a $30,000 bail which is only 3000 bucks to a bondsman which means he's probably already bailed out and racking up his tenth warrant.
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15 comments:

  1. Bobo the HoboNovember 12, 2021 at 6:39 AM

    He’s an overachiever.

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  2. Mike_CNovember 12, 2021 at 6:58 AM

    One acquires nine warrants because of systemic racism.

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    1. Fa Cube ItchesNovember 14, 2021 at 1:13 AM

      And/or the toxic legacy of slavery.

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  3. Fish Out of WaterNovember 12, 2021 at 7:15 AM

    Again, why no surprise.

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  4. Son of ReepNovember 12, 2021 at 7:47 AM

    I knew Dandre was an Amish name❗️🤪🤪

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  5. B.C.November 12, 2021 at 8:35 AM

    I'm guessing the bail bond places are accepting EBT/WIC these days?

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  6. dhmosquitoNovember 12, 2021 at 8:41 AM

    Usual suspect. But you guys knew that when you saw the . . . uhhh . . . UNORTHODOX name. Nice vehicle, though; probably some illegal drug sales in there somewhere to afford those wheels.

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  7. Tsgt JoeNovember 12, 2021 at 8:54 AM

    His family was so poor they couldn't even afford an apostrophe (D'Andre) when they named him.

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    1. Fa Cube ItchesNovember 14, 2021 at 1:15 AM

      If he'd have had an apostrophe, people might have mistaken him for French, and he don't want no connection with Ypipo.

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  8. PelopidasNovember 12, 2021 at 11:06 AM

    He is working on his resume to become chairman of the DNC. If his last name was Kennedy or Clinton he would be a senator by now.

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  9. p2November 12, 2021 at 11:48 AM

    Why would the aviation cops use an Audi instead of their high dollar helicopter to chase this guy? I guess you can fail third grade English and still become an editor....

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  10. Pigpen51November 12, 2021 at 12:32 PM

    I admit that I don't understand a single thing about bail bondsmen, but if I put up 3 grand for a guy who made it a habit of skipping out on his court dates, would it not be a bad idea to guarantee yet another bond for the crook? Never been in this position, so I have no idea on how it works at all, as you can tell.

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    1. wirecutterNovember 12, 2021 at 12:40 PM

      A lot of times a bondsman will require somebody with property to sign as well. If the accused doesn't show up then, Mama just lost her house.

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  11. Son of ReepNovember 12, 2021 at 3:56 PM

    A shotgun shack in Southcentral Los Angeles ?

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  12. AnonymousNovember 12, 2021 at 4:08 PM

    Catch and release for the chosen race. Just a small part in the greater scheme to foment a race war. Ohio Guy

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