#3: When I was a kid, worked in an old structural steel fab shop with old, large fly wheel punches. Once you stepped on the pedal, engaging the cam, it could punch up to 4 13/16" slots in angle iron, 3/8" thick. I don't think many 18 yo kids today could do that sort of work for very long without losing a few. As for #10? God bless that one! Ohio Guy
#9, Aw, couldn't the Queen get anyone to play with her? #10, I led a sheltered life. Never went to bars until I started to play music, at the age of about 30. During a break, a hot waitress came up to me and asked me, " Do you want a blowjob?" Imagine my shocked face, until I figured out that she was selling drinks in a test tube for a dollar each, and that those were called a blow job. Next break she was selling sex on the beach. Our band was a bunch of family people, with most of us having either families or at least kids, so we made it an agreement that we would not drink during our gigs. The bar owners loved us, as they told us, some 3 piece bands would drink 2-3 fifths of whiskey during the course of the night. They had to start handing our 4 tickets each to the members of the groups to keep from losing money on the deal. When other bands in the early 90's were getting 200$ a night in the bars, we were getting 300$ a night, because we brought in so much extra money for the owners, and since we were older and played good stuff, we brought in a decent crowd. My uncle owned a bar, and only would hire country bands, because rock and roll brought young kids to the bar, who would only spend a tiny bit of money, and hit the parking lot in between sets, to smoke dope. He told me, if you want to own a bar, you have to run a very tight ship.
#9 sit on it and spin
ReplyDelete#4 and 5, gravity is a bitch.
ReplyDelete#10 has nice talents
ReplyDeleteI was expecting a different reaction from those beer bottles.
DeleteHuh…we always called them tits
DeleteI have a friend who really needs #7. She's is constantly breaking something.
ReplyDelete10 How do you close a twin peaks? Run it like the government runs the bunny ranch brothel. Fucking dumbass local managers.
ReplyDelete#3: When I was a kid, worked in an old structural steel fab shop with old, large fly wheel punches. Once you stepped on the pedal, engaging the cam, it could punch up to 4 13/16" slots in angle iron, 3/8" thick. I don't think many 18 yo kids today could do that sort of work for very long without losing a few. As for #10? God bless that one! Ohio Guy
ReplyDelete#9, Aw, couldn't the Queen get anyone to play with her?
ReplyDelete#10, I led a sheltered life. Never went to bars until I started to play music, at the age of about 30. During a break, a hot waitress came up to me and asked me, " Do you want a blowjob?" Imagine my shocked face, until I figured out that she was selling drinks in a test tube for a dollar each, and that those were called a blow job. Next break she was selling sex on the beach.
Our band was a bunch of family people, with most of us having either families or at least kids, so we made it an agreement that we would not drink during our gigs. The bar owners loved us, as they told us, some 3 piece bands would drink 2-3 fifths of whiskey during the course of the night. They had to start handing our 4 tickets each to the members of the groups to keep from losing money on the deal. When other bands in the early 90's were getting 200$ a night in the bars, we were getting 300$ a night, because we brought in so much extra money for the owners, and since we were older and played good stuff, we brought in a decent crowd.
My uncle owned a bar, and only would hire country bands, because rock and roll brought young kids to the bar, who would only spend a tiny bit of money, and hit the parking lot in between sets, to smoke dope. He told me, if you want to own a bar, you have to run a very tight ship.
#3 Yep.. I have run presses like that. We have exported all of them to China now. Hand in the wrong space and nothing stops the punch.
ReplyDelete#10. pretty neat opener. Almost pay to see something like that.
#5...is she going commando?
ReplyDelete#6... clever!
#3 is making bottle caps. The piece left goes into a furnace filter.
ReplyDelete#5, did she really think that was gonna fit?
ReplyDeleteI think she is taken. That would be number 10.
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