#6 - Yeah, indeed I DO look both ways at a roundabout.
#10 - I think that's a great idea. They could charge a cover.
#14 - I'm stealing that one.
#16 - Yep, me too.
#17 - I actually lived that one. My mom is a great mom, but she had 7 kids. Yeah, she'd get us mixed up every now and then. Sometimes, if she was really upset at one of us, she would go through the entire list top to bottom until she got the right name. We laughed about it then, and we still laugh about it now.
#18 - No biggie. It's just an extra pinch of salt.
I am the fourth of four sons. When Mom was really mad at one of us, she'd run down the list of names for all four until she got to the one who'd pissed her off.
I am a twin, my name is Tim, my brother's name is Tom. I am from a small town of 800 people. I got called my brother's name as often as I did my own. A good friend of my dad's had it figured out. He called me Tim/Tom.
I stole a dog one time. Poor thing was born sometime between Thanksgiving and Christmas and left outside in a wire cage with no roof, walls or any kind of shelter from our Wyoming winter weather. I am convinced his right ear was floppy because that is how they held him up off the ground to beat him. Like a prisoner, he spent 23 hours a day in that cage. After watching this for 3 weeks, I went over late one night and brought him home. He turned out to be a 150 pound GSD x Australian Shepard. I had him for many years until he died of old age - never was sick a day in his life, just got old, quit eating for about 2 weeks and passed over peacefully while I was petting him. I sure miss Sammy. Most of my dogs have been rescues but he was the only one I stole.
#18, a million years ago in HS we watched a movie about the industrial revolution. One segment showed a well known soup company's production floor with men using huge paddles to stir gigantic cauldrons of soup. The sweat pouring off of them and into the soup looked like they were in a steam room. Just thought you'd like to know that little tidbit.
Once again it's # 20 for the win! Ya sick bastage!
ReplyDeleteBastage! I haven't heard that one in years. Maybe once. ONCE.
Deletethe Walmart observation deck/bar is a great idea
ReplyDeletealso, I have actually felt bad for some dogs after seeing their owners
I almost stole a dog. He was tied up outside of Walmart. In Arizona. In the summer. With no water.
DeleteI had the leash untied when someone walked up and slowed me down just enough when the idiot owner showed up. I still wish I had taken the dog.
#6 is a legitimate concern here in northern Alabama. Folks having trouble with the four-way stop? I’ve got it!! We’ll put in a roundabout!!!
ReplyDeleteI look both ways...and up, just in case.
Delete#20, laughed my ass off.....
ReplyDelete#18 - I haven't wondered it, I've lived it. I was a sous chef in a nice restaurant. 110 degrees and running your ass off it happens all the time.
ReplyDeleteThe truth is, if you don't realize the dreck served to you at restaurants, you're a ninny.
#6 - Yeah, indeed I DO look both ways at a roundabout.
ReplyDelete#10 - I think that's a great idea. They could charge a cover.
#14 - I'm stealing that one.
#16 - Yep, me too.
#17 - I actually lived that one. My mom is a great mom, but she had 7 kids. Yeah, she'd get us mixed up every now and then. Sometimes, if she was really upset at one of us, she would go through the entire list top to bottom until she got the right name. We laughed about it then, and we still laugh about it now.
#18 - No biggie. It's just an extra pinch of salt.
I am the fourth of four sons. When Mom was really mad at one of us, she'd run down the list of names for all four until she got to the one who'd pissed her off.
DeleteMy wife was the second of three. It became even more comical because each child's name started with an S.
Delete#6: In NW Georgia, if you don't, you'll be describing that shit to your insurance agent.
ReplyDeleteI am a twin, my name is Tim, my brother's name is Tom. I am from a small town of 800 people. I got called my brother's name as often as I did my own.
ReplyDeleteA good friend of my dad's had it figured out. He called me Tim/Tom.
R click save, repeat...epic grouping Kenny!! Have a great weekend Brother.
ReplyDeleteI stole a dog one time. Poor thing was born sometime between Thanksgiving and Christmas and left outside in a wire cage with no roof, walls or any kind of shelter from our Wyoming winter weather. I am convinced his right ear was floppy because that is how they held him up off the ground to beat him. Like a prisoner, he spent 23 hours a day in that cage. After watching this for 3 weeks, I went over late one night and brought him home. He turned out to be a 150 pound GSD x Australian Shepard. I had him for many years until he died of old age - never was sick a day in his life, just got old, quit eating for about 2 weeks and passed over peacefully while I was petting him. I sure miss Sammy. Most of my dogs have been rescues but he was the only one I stole.
ReplyDelete#18, a million years ago in HS we watched a movie about the industrial revolution. One segment showed a well known soup company's production floor with men using huge paddles to stir gigantic cauldrons of soup. The sweat pouring off of them and into the soup looked like they were in a steam room. Just thought you'd like to know that little tidbit.
ReplyDelete#6 we only have one roundabout (traffic circle) in town. I do look both ways and I do it when crossing a one way street as well.
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