This isn't COVID madness gone to extremes. The owner and other humans aren't masked, only the little yappy dog. What in heck is going on?
Might a pet store or vet's office ask you to mask your sick dog? I doubt it, because that's the first dog I've ever seen that wouldn't promptly get rid of the mask. You can muzzle a dog because the muzzle cannot be easily removed or shredded, but that mask looks like it's just paper.
Correction... SHE. So I guess the question "Drunk, stupid, or both?" is now a moot point. She needs to stick to driving her Prius, not her old man's macho pickup.
My wife did about the same thing in the drive thru at Wendy's with my pickup. Screwed up the side of the bed in a most convincing fashion. And, she was stone cold sober.
If you don't know where the corners of the vehicle are, you don't have to be drunk to drive it into some amazing situations. She cut it too tight, didn't realize the rear wheel had gone over the curb (or thought she could get off the curb going forward), and appears to have managed to get just close enough to the bollard to catch the rear tire without scraping the side - the first time.
The only way to get out of that situation without further scratching the sheet metal (at least) is to back up for at least a car length, exactly retracing your path, until you can see where you started to go wrong. That's difficult when another car is behind you in line... It looks to me like her worst problem is that she has no idea where her rear bumper is and so stops backing with 3 to 6 feet of space left to the car behind her. That leaves a wheel on the curb and the bollard too close to avoid.
#4. I have a deep admiration for people who can grill things other than just meat on a grill. My neighbor does a blueberry/peach cobbler on his and it is absolutley spectacular
#8 Tennessee Williams would be proud.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny, right there, but not many will get it.
DeleteSince there are two cats, that must be the sequel.
DeleteThe brunette cat is Elizabeth Taylor.
Delete#6. Animal cruelty. She deserves to get bit.
ReplyDeleteNo, she should be shot. Period. She’s a fuckin’ douchebag dumbass.
DeleteThis isn't COVID madness gone to extremes. The owner and other humans aren't masked, only the little yappy dog. What in heck is going on?
DeleteMight a pet store or vet's office ask you to mask your sick dog? I doubt it, because that's the first dog I've ever seen that wouldn't promptly get rid of the mask. You can muzzle a dog because the muzzle cannot be easily removed or shredded, but that mask looks like it's just paper.
#6 and 9: Poster children of the "new normal". Ohio Guy
ReplyDelete#6: That poor dog. This isn't funny and it isn't cute. People like this are a part of what's wrong with the world.
ReplyDelete#9: Drunk, stupid, or both?
We've all read about the dopes that are awarded their DUI at the drive through and sometimes wonder how that happens? Exhibit A.
DeleteUm, I got a DUI at the Burger King drive through back in 1982. At least that's where the cop caught up to me.
Delete"Drunk, stupid, or both?"
DeleteI'm guessing both, since he had to drive over a curb to get the the bollard that he flattened.
Correction... SHE.
DeleteSo I guess the question "Drunk, stupid, or both?" is now a moot point.
She needs to stick to driving her Prius, not her old man's macho pickup.
My wife did about the same thing in the drive thru at Wendy's with my pickup. Screwed up the side of the bed in a most convincing fashion. And, she was stone cold sober.
DeleteIf you don't know where the corners of the vehicle are, you don't have to be drunk to drive it into some amazing situations. She cut it too tight, didn't realize the rear wheel had gone over the curb (or thought she could get off the curb going forward), and appears to have managed to get just close enough to the bollard to catch the rear tire without scraping the side - the first time.
DeleteThe only way to get out of that situation without further scratching the sheet metal (at least) is to back up for at least a car length, exactly retracing your path, until you can see where you started to go wrong. That's difficult when another car is behind you in line... It looks to me like her worst problem is that she has no idea where her rear bumper is and so stops backing with 3 to 6 feet of space left to the car behind her. That leaves a wheel on the curb and the bollard too close to avoid.
#3 Like Mama Wolowicz's meat loaf. (If it had hit the ceiling, it would have stuck.)
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#4. I have a deep admiration for people who can grill things other than just meat on a grill. My neighbor does a blueberry/peach cobbler on his and it is absolutley spectacular
ReplyDeleteIt's fun cooking scrambled eggs on tinfoil on the grill when the asshole that was "paying the electric bill" skates...
DeleteThis is almost certainly a Biden voter!
ReplyDelete#3. Wonder what that even was.
ReplyDelete#8. That is being focused on the fight.
#8. Loser’s on the menu.
ReplyDelete#9. 1 Adam 12. We need a Breathalyzer at the McDonald’s on Dufus Lane.
#9..."I just need to get a running start."
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