There's a town in Japan that has a 'penis festival' every year. I'm guessing the fabric's got something to do with that. How it wound up in a coat in (presumably) this country...
The plaintiff in a civil suit in Texas was testifying in a hearing, I could tell she had a tattoo on her left arm, about elbow to shoulder, but I couldn't see what it was of. After the hearing, the district clerk's assistant said, "Bob, did you see that tattoo she had?" I said I could tell it was a tattoo, but that was all. The assistant clerk said, "It was a dick!" Not what I expected to hear in district court.
Reminds me of the ol, If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine.
ReplyDeleteA penis coat?
ReplyDeleteThere's a town in Japan that has a 'penis festival' every year. I'm guessing the fabric's got something to do with that. How it wound up in a coat in (presumably) this country...
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Looks like someone needed a stiff one.
ReplyDeleteHe's the guy in charge of breaking in the Altar Boys.
ReplyDeleteI'm not telling her. You tell her.
ReplyDeleteBold assumption there. You sure its a "her"?
DeleteLow maintenance haircut, and a blindingly loud mural of erect penises. Up front, in a church.
ReplyDeleteI'm SURE she had NO IDEA!
(Come, Mr. Taliban! Tally me bandanas.)
The plaintiff in a civil suit in Texas was testifying in a hearing, I could tell she had a tattoo on her left arm, about elbow to shoulder, but I couldn't see what it was of. After the hearing, the district clerk's assistant said, "Bob, did you see that tattoo she had?" I said I could tell it was a tattoo, but that was all. The assistant clerk said, "It was a dick!" Not what I expected to hear in district court.
ReplyDeleteShe's probably clueless, never seen one with out the hood on it.
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The tailor was a guy named Wang.
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