Tuesday, November 23, 2021
Yeah well, what did you expect from a bunch of future 2nd Lieutenants?
In the latest episode of a decades-long tradition, Army cadets from West Point military academy snuck into a secret farmyard compound this weekend to steal the mascot of the Naval Academy—a goat named Bill—to undermine preparations for the imminent Army-Navy football game. However, as they only discovered after they had relocated the beast, the cadets somehow managed to steal the wrong goat.
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Man, that really gets my goat
ReplyDeleteThey couldn't find Bill 37 because he was busy "entertaining" midshipmen.
ReplyDeleteYou are confusing our covers for turbans there, Heir Jeremy.
Delete-Brewer
True, Brewer, I forgot that midshipmen just do each other.
DeleteI got my Army commission in 1992 via OCS. We had several West Point instructors. We also had some cry babies, and after a few dealings with them the Senior TAC gave me a piece of paper dubbed the wah wah song which I was to copy and distribute.
DeleteWe want more sleep, we want ice cream... And so on.
Well, we had to perform it before every class and every meal.
After leading the class through this I about faced and reported to one of our West Point instructors.
He commended us.
I replied, thank you sir, I would not want us to disrespect the West Point song.
Sr TAC said I had the biggest balls he'd ever seen.
Considering how I feel about West Pointers, go Navy!
This “mission” goes back more than a century. I remember them quite well. No harm, no foul in the end, but to get the wrong goat - hahahahahahahaha. Glad they failed. GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY!!
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Military Intelligence is an oxymoron. Nemo
ReplyDeleteLOL, figures... Dummy dots can't find their asses, much less the 'right' goat! :-) Go Navy!
ReplyDeleteNext time swipe the goat with the lipstick.
DeleteYeah, no shit, they are still LEARNING how to be retarded Butterbars, and have not even accomplished THAT yet. Bless their hearts.
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