There has been a domestic taco battery, Florida police report.
Braiden Lankford, 20, was arrested late Saturday evening for allegedly striking her mother in the head with two thrown tacos inside the family’s residence in the Tampa Bay area.
They arrest people for throwing a taco at someone, inside their own house? I could understand if the projectile were a large crystal ashtray or anything that actually could have hurt someone. There has to be some additional and previous violence that isn’t mentioned. Then again, you can’t throw a cold chicken at someone either. MadMarlin
They arrest people for throwing a taco at someone, inside their own house? I could understand if the projectile were a large crystal ashtray or anything that actually could have hurt someone. There has to be some additional and previous violence that isn’t mentioned. Then again, you can’t throw a cold chicken at someone either.
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If the taco came from Taco Bell the charge likely was "Assault with a Biological Warfare weapon of mass destruction".
ReplyDeleteEyes getting bad. I read the first name as "Branden."
ReplyDeleteNice throw Brandon!
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