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Monday, November 15, 2021

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

A Florida inmate charged with assaulting his roommate told cops that the victim “farts too much stinking up the cell” and fails to “give a courtesy flush” after using their shared toilet, according to an arrest report. 

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  1. Couple of pieces of garbage. Maybe if they stopped bending each other over the flatulence would stop. I say, let em beat the dog shit outta each other. To be humane every couple days throw a box a band aides in the cell and if ya really want to go over the top with compassion throw in a can a lard.

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  2. She had similar complaints so I got a fan that didn't rustle her fur. Still there were a few SBDs that required me to lure her out of the closet.

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  3. Appears the Farter is getting romantic, putting scent down on his domain.

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