Officers arrived at Cumberland County High School to discover a large, unruly student who refused to comply with staff and upon seeing the police, stated “it would take all 5[officers] to make an arrest,” according to Crossville Police.
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Large, my ass - that boy's huge!
Maybe some day the boy will grow a brain. Tasers and shotguns are usually trump in the game that he was playing.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I live about 30 min from Crossville... Worker there a few times, nice town, but the crime, OMG, police sirens evey hour while I was working downtown...
ReplyDeleteI boar hunt down in Crossville several times every year. It's a pretty nice little town overall. Just like everywhere there's a few sketchy places.
ReplyDelete"upon seeing the police, stated “it would take all 5[officers] to make an arrest,"
ReplyDeleteNever say this to a cop, (or a group of cops). If you say "it's going to take five", then they'll get on the horn and bring at least three more.
"Whose turn is it to deploy the taser?"
Kid never listened to Ron White: "I didn't know how many of 'em it would take to whip my ass...but I knew how many they were gonna use. That's a handy piece of information right there."
Delete"Lower the student to the ground" is one way to say dropped him like a tree.
ReplyDeleteMongo, him just prawn in game of wife.
ReplyDeleteHe has an assured career in movies. Only honkies get to play the ugly parts.
"Prawn" ?
DeleteGotta watch that movie agin'.