Ostriches are a$$holes. The only thing that would have made that video better is if the elephant slammed that bird around, the way that The Hulk slammed Loki in the first Avengers movie.
I think it's an arapaima fish. Remember a show with a guy that used to go around fishing for all the world's biggest fish and he caught one of these in the Amazon.
My first thought was, what the fuck is that thing? Then I figured that it had to be some kind of a catfish. Most likely something found in the Amazon basin or such, but damn, to try and attempt to catch it on a rod and reel, that person has some cajones. I caught a Salmon on rod and reel in the river, 28 pounds, and that took half an hour. I can imagine the time landing something like that must have taken. Unless they did what I would have done, and the is once you get the head out of the water, a nice 30/30 round to the skull to stop the fight then and there. Or an AK 47 .30 cal, since those guns are found globally. I wonder if a fish like that is a danger to humans, or if they prefer to eat mostly bottom garbage? I suspect that humans are not on the menu for a catfish, they would prefer to eat a bunch of crap that they scavenge. But never knowing that they get that ungodly huge, I never thought about it.
Three: * according to some researchers, dogs domesticated humans a couple hundred years ago. . Six: * probably a movie scene. After that much FOD plus the whoops on the landing gear, I would hesitate to cert it as air-worthy. . Eight: * according to witnesses, one minute the rope-swing was there, next minute it was shredded ten feet above the water...
Ostriches are a$$holes. The only thing that would have made that video better is if the elephant slammed that bird around, the way that The Hulk slammed Loki in the first Avengers movie.
ReplyDeleteBest Loki line evah:
DeleteUnnnnhhhh.....
#10 - So that's how their necks get so long.
ReplyDeleteWhat is that fish in #8?
ReplyDeleteIt looks big enough to be a Well's catfish. They also have a tapered body like that.
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I think it's an arapaima fish. Remember a show with a guy that used to go around fishing for all the world's biggest fish and he caught one of these in the Amazon.
Deleteyeah, what the heck is that?
DeleteIt appears to be a Wels catfish.
DeleteMy first thought was, what the fuck is that thing? Then I figured that it had to be some kind of a catfish. Most likely something found in the Amazon basin or such, but damn, to try and attempt to catch it on a rod and reel, that person has some cajones.
DeleteI caught a Salmon on rod and reel in the river, 28 pounds, and that took half an hour. I can imagine the time landing something like that must have taken. Unless they did what I would have done, and the is once you get the head out of the water, a nice 30/30 round to the skull to stop the fight then and there. Or an AK 47 .30 cal, since those guns are found globally.
I wonder if a fish like that is a danger to humans, or if they prefer to eat mostly bottom garbage? I suspect that humans are not on the menu for a catfish, they would prefer to eat a bunch of crap that they scavenge. But never knowing that they get that ungodly huge, I never thought about it.
Get the net!
DeleteLittle concerned the girl in #4 has someone in her life that acts a bot too aggressively.
ReplyDeleteThat girl will never need a shrink.
DeleteExactly!
DeleteShe's seen those moves before.
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I used to know a guy that had dozens of exotic animals. He flat out maintained the ostriches flat out wanted to kill, him, me, every one....
ReplyDelete#8 is why I only swim in bathtubs.
ReplyDelete#6. Pablo Escobar's great escape?
ReplyDeleteYou see the paramilitary chopper coming in behind them?
Delete#2. When she throws a punch, She Throws a Punch!
ReplyDelete#6 is a medivac flight for the next variant.
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ReplyDeleteIs that a DEA chopper in the background of #6?
ReplyDelete#9 The divorce decree said he had to deliver the boat to her. It didn't mention the trailer.
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ReplyDelete* according to some researchers, dogs domesticated humans a couple hundred years ago.
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Six:
* probably a movie scene.
After that much FOD plus the whoops on the landing gear, I would hesitate to cert it as air-worthy.
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Eight:
* according to witnesses, one minute the rope-swing was there, next minute it was shredded ten feet above the water...