Monday, December 13, 2021
Going out in style
Switzerland has just legalized a new way to die by assisted suicide. The country’s medical review board has authorized the use of the Sarco Suicide Pod, which is a 3-D-printed portable coffin-like capsule with windows that can be transported to a tranquil place for a person’s final moments of life.
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Does it then "burst into flames"
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool.....
My luck, the fat girl would stand in front of the window blocking my final view of anything except for her fat ass. Dammit.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Is it velvet lined, air-conditioned for comfort and have a smoking section?
ReplyDeleteWhy not just take the jabs?
ReplyDelete'Sarco-' being the Greek stem-word for 'meat' or flesh'. As in 'sarcophagus', 'sarcoma', etc.
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ReplyDeleteWindows? So you don't get claustrophobic. No Linux coz its swiss. No iOS as it isn't Swiss.
ReplyDeleteIf it’s so “peaceful” and “painless” why don’t we use it for executions? Or are they bullshitting us by hiding reports of those in the pods, shouting to be let out and screaming while pounding on the glass.
ReplyDeleteOh, we will be using it for executions, just as soon as we scale it up and and extend some rail lines.
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