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Tuesday, December 14, 2021

I honestly thought this was from the Babylon Bee

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates - Saudi authorities have conducted their biggest-ever crackdown on camel beauty contestants that received Botox injections and other artificial touch-ups, the state-run Saudi Press Agency reported Wednesday, with over 40 camels disqualified from the annual pageant.
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5 comments:

  1. GordonDecember 14, 2021 at 7:21 AM

    Hadji ain't gonna bang no ugly camel.

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  2. GerryDecember 14, 2021 at 8:56 AM

    You think those are real?
    No she had a hump job for sure.

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  3. B.C.December 14, 2021 at 10:47 AM

    They're really cracking down on enhanced camel toes, too.

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    1. AnonymousDecember 14, 2021 at 3:19 PM

      Seems like I remember Wirecutter posted an article about women using camel toe inserts to make their camel toe more pronounced. Or something like that, but it’s a real product. Found one at https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002282002095.html.

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  4. tsquaredDecember 14, 2021 at 7:13 PM

    They have some weird laws. I had a gas mask in my checked baggage. I was coming out of Iraq. Gas mask are illegal in UAE. I spent 18 hours chained to a wall in the airport police station until my flight to the US was boarding. I am now on a Blacklist for life and cannot go back there. Too fucking bad, I don't want to go back.

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