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Wednesday, December 08, 2021

I've been that fucked up before

A Louisiana man busted early today for allegedly trying to enter a neighbor’s apartment at 2 AM explained to police that “a big snake told him to open the victim’s door and go inside,” according to an arrest affidavit.

3 comments:

  1. Good thing it was only a big snake
    and not the “Shadow Man”.......

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  2. That's my hometown, Kenny!

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  3. I read that article yesterday somewhere and concluded that it was probably the "one eyed trouser snake" that convinced him to act. I suspect that the perp has what is commonly referred to as poor impulse control, to boot.

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