Tavores Tymes, 46, of Altamonte Springs claimed a $1 million top prize from the $5 GOLD RUSH SUPREME scratch-off game.
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So broke he has to borrow twenty bucks, then he goes down and buys a lottery ticket with it instead of food.
He got lucky this time but I doubt that money will last him a year.
30 days ar best
ReplyDeleteWith a name like that.....he was already 10 yards behind everyone else.
ReplyDeleteI think there’s going to be a lot of Hennessy and blunts in Tavores’ future
ReplyDeleteAnd more than enough heroin to last for the rest of his life. The good shit, too - no more of that black tar stuff.
DeleteSaid he was going to invest the money in buying land and being self-sufficient. Considering that is about the hardest work you can do...
ReplyDeleteSays he'll pull $800,000 as a single lump sum. After the .gov gets done, he actually gets maybe 400k?
You really should close out all debts you hold, purchase a very modest home and dependable vehicle outright and then get a job. But as soon as he notices that some girls are interested in what he can buy them, it'll be gone right quick.
-Just a Chemist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XamC7-Pt8N0
DeleteFU money.
I've never gambled nor ever bought a lottery ticket. Back in the seventies a I saw a guy my age win eighty dollars. He was poor as they come. His wife and two kids with him and dressed in dirty rags. Eighty bucks was a lot of money around 74. He turned around and spent every penny on more tickets. The owner of the store, a damn good gal, tried to talk him out of it but he was determined. Eighty bucks worth of tickets and he did not win one dime.
ReplyDeleteLotteries....just another name for "moron tax".
ReplyDeleteWorking in a convenience store, I won $20 on a $1 scratch off. The guy I was working with then spent $25 on the same type ticket, figuring he had to beat me. He got $0.
ReplyDeleteI don't go to movies, don't even rent them too much free crap on the idiot box.
ReplyDeleteSo I buy a scratcher every now and then, buy the lucky for life draw when I remember. It's my entertainment money. Kinda fun, win a little back - but I'm fully informed and understand odds.
Got a good buddy whose van door is STUFFED with scratchers. Fker actually won $100k scratcher, received $60k chk - gotta prepay your taxes. He ran through that fast. Paid off vendors and now, right back to being behind...
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