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Friday, December 24, 2021

Party on, Nick, party on

Two police officers discovered Asbury Park High School’s football coach, Nick Famularo, half-naked and trespassing on stadium grounds with a woman who was not his girlfriend early Saturday morning, according to a police report provided to NJ Advance Media. And after the ordeal, they found human feces on a rug and vomit on some of the football jerseys in the locker room.
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3 comments:

  1. Miss Lynn "Lassie" Honeywell strikes again! Hhhoooowwwwllllll!

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  2. I think the word we're looking for is "role model."
    Bilderback

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  3. "wAs nOt HiS GirLfRieNd" Pretty sure thats the definition of a girlfriend right there..

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