The spirit of Christmas is in the air for one Florida couple – but Bath & Body Works only brightened up the day for one wife-to-be while her fiancé took the Scrooge approach.
Allyson DeFelice puts the "fan" in Bath & Body Works candle fanatic, having a separate room in her house entirely devoted to them.
Holy shit, she’s Froot Loops!
ReplyDeleteHappy wife, happy wife. The hubby doesn’t figure into that equation.
She keeps his nuts in a jar in her purse and labeled the jar with his cancelled man card.
ReplyDeleteI see a very expensive divorce in his future.
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy seeing candles in the evening, and have bought a FEW (mostly at the local discount store - NOT scented, they irritate my asthma). The original reason was I'd moved into a new house, and had a power outage shortly after. I realized that flashlights were good, but a few candles might be better. I had to travel to 3 stores before finding those wooden kitchen matches, though. Maybe it's a Northern OH thing - we do get power down during storms, whether rain, ice, or snow.
ReplyDeleteBut, collecting them? What for? If she wanted an investment, she should have purchased the stock.
On the flip side they will have light and minimal heat once Xiden gets finished overmauling the energy sector.
ReplyDeleteOvermauling. Very good.
DeleteHe’s a good sport. He thinks I’m crazy.
ReplyDeleteShe says in public
He's pusstwhipped, and I don't care what he thinks.
She tells her friend,singular. Because ,he doesn't Think she's crazy, she is and even she knows it.
Meh, I've had hobbies that came and went.
Maybe she will burn out on it.
Jesus Christ. I can already imagine the stench.
ReplyDeleteBoth are psycho's
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