I thought it was weird they didn’t slide off when the poor thing started stumbling. They couldn’t be that oblivious that they are overweight. MadMarlin
Guy is visiting the middle east for the first time. Decides to see some of the local scenery, so he goes over to Abdullah's Rent A Camel and rents one. He's riding out across the desert when the camel suddenly coughs once and sits down. He couldn't do anything to get it to move, so he gets on his cell phone and calls up Abdullah for help. He rides out on his tow-camel gets off, walks around the camel, then kicks it in the nuts. Camel coughs once and stands up. Abdullah says to the guy, "There's your problem- vapor lock". Dave
A spy in Damascus knew he'd been compromised. He didn't dare risk the airport, and the train and bus stations were being watched as well as checkpoints on the roads so he headed over to Happy Abdul's used Camel lot. Abdul said, sorry I can't help you, I've only one camel in stock, and it's defective. The guy sez, if it can move, I'll take it. Abdul sez you don't understand, this camel will run fifty kilometers, then stop and won't move again until you give it a hand job. The spy thinks this is a joke and buys the beast. He heads toward Baghdad. Sure enough, fifty kilometers from Damascus it stopped. The spy tried pulling on the reins then pushing on it's ass but not an inch. Finally he stepped in front of the camel and made a stroking motion. The camel nodded in ascent. After the handjob, the camel resumed it's treck. It seemed like it was moving faster than before. 100 kilometers from Damascus the animal again stopped. Once again the spy tried dragging the beast and pushing it to no avail. Eventually he walked to the front and again made the jerking motion to which the camel nodded. This continued until they were four hundred kilometers from Damascus. By now the camel was running as fast as a racing camel in Kuwait City. When it stopped this time the spy was too tired to argue. He dismounted, walked around front and made the hand job sign. To his shock, the camel shook it's head no Again he made the jerking motion, again the negative response. Not sure what to do, he shrugged his shoulders. The camel opened it's mouth and gently blew. And now you know how John Brennan escaped Syria.
That poor camel. Truly animal abuse IMHO.
ReplyDeleteCamel jockeys!
ReplyDeleteNot quite.
DeleteGood camel, wearing a mask.
ReplyDeleteFunniest f'cking thing I've seen all day!!
ReplyDeleteI'm a bit surprised that the camel didn't take a bite out of those two beached whales on his back.
ReplyDeleteHence the mask.
DeleteOver allowed takeoff weight for conditions
ReplyDeleteI'll bet the Weight & Balance sheet was all screwed up too.
DeleteRight off the bat I'm thinking "that Camel's gonna have a problem standing up". Yep.
ReplyDeleteNemo
Fat ass
ReplyDeleteFat tourist pigs. Let's get serious. Poor camel.
ReplyDeleteThey must have been velcroed to the seat!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was weird they didn’t slide off when the poor thing started stumbling. They couldn’t be that oblivious that they are overweight.
DeleteMadMarlin
If the "Ship of the desert" breaks down , do they have to call a Camel tow truck ?
ReplyDeletePoor camel. The music is the perfect finishing touch, I'm still giggling.
ReplyDeleteAgree, animal abuse. The soundtrack was appropriate and hilarious, though.
ReplyDeleteI love the soundtrack of fat.
ReplyDeleteGuy is visiting the middle east for the first time. Decides to see some of the local scenery, so he goes over to Abdullah's Rent A Camel and rents one. He's riding out across the desert when the camel suddenly coughs once and sits down. He couldn't do anything to get it to move, so he gets on his cell phone and calls up Abdullah for help. He rides out on his tow-camel gets off, walks around the camel, then kicks it in the nuts. Camel coughs once and stands up. Abdullah says to the guy, "There's your problem- vapor lock".
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A spy in Damascus knew he'd been compromised. He didn't dare risk the airport, and the train and bus stations were being watched as well as checkpoints on the roads so he headed over to Happy Abdul's used Camel lot.
DeleteAbdul said, sorry I can't help you, I've only one camel in stock, and it's defective.
The guy sez, if it can move, I'll take it.
Abdul sez you don't understand, this camel will run fifty kilometers, then stop and won't move again until you give it a hand job.
The spy thinks this is a joke and buys the beast. He heads toward Baghdad. Sure enough, fifty kilometers from Damascus it stopped. The spy tried pulling on the reins then pushing on it's ass but not an inch. Finally he stepped in front of the camel and made a stroking motion. The camel nodded in ascent. After the handjob, the camel resumed it's treck. It seemed like it was moving faster than before.
100 kilometers from Damascus the animal again stopped. Once again the spy tried dragging the beast and pushing it to no avail. Eventually he walked to the front and again made the jerking motion to which the camel nodded.
This continued until they were four hundred kilometers from Damascus. By now the camel was running as fast as a racing camel in Kuwait City.
When it stopped this time the spy was too tired to argue. He dismounted, walked around front and made the hand job sign.
To his shock, the camel shook it's head no
Again he made the jerking motion, again the negative response.
Not sure what to do, he shrugged his shoulders.
The camel opened it's mouth and gently blew.
And now you know how John Brennan escaped Syria.
I can think of better ways to spend my tourism dollars.
ReplyDeleteStay at home.
Hey Amhed! Not put both fat Americans on same camel!
ReplyDeleteShe claims to wear a size 10.
ReplyDeleteThe camel makes her butt look big.
ReplyDeleteCheap tourists wouldn't spring for that second camel.
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