When I was a kid playing little league there was a dorky kid that played right field. Those were almost his exact words as a high fly ball bounced off of his forehead.
That's what China's missiles looked like before Bubba Clinton gave them the secrets to making them launch correctly. Or I should say, sold them the secrets.
The MFSO (missile flight safety officer) should have hit the "Destruct" button long before that thing started down. Must have been texting his side squeeze.
That left a mark....
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ReplyDeleteWhen I was a kid playing little league there was a dorky kid that played right field. Those were almost his exact words as a high fly ball bounced off of his forehead.
DeleteElmo, how are ya? Been a long time since I was missing fly balls in right field, but I remember that day. I still have a faint scar.
DeleteLooks like another NASA product, they may blow a lot up but at least their EEO stats are great.
ReplyDeleteGreat metaphor of the dimocrap party this year.
ReplyDeleteSo..So..Jeff Bezos isn't going back to space?
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I dunno. It's been spewing orange vapor for a while now but doesn't seem to be crashing yet.
DeleteNaw, he blew up on the launch pad.
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ReplyDeleteReckon that wasn't one of them new-fangled reuseable rockets eh?
ReplyDeleteWell, not now anyway.
DeleteNorth Korean Rocket?
ReplyDeleteRussian Proton-m in 2013... someone installed a sensor upside down.
DeleteOoops!
Needed more rocket scientists on that project
ReplyDeleteRussian Photon-M failure on July 2, 2013 caused by three angular velocity sensors having been installed upside down.
ReplyDeleteThe launch of the Omicron variant.
ReplyDeleteFunny how much faster they are going downhill?
ReplyDeleteIn the industry we dont call those failures. Theyre "data rich experiments"
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DeleteI wonder if the vehicle had an extended warranty.
ReplyDeleteEngine nozzles made of purest Chinesium
ReplyDeleteCato or catastrophic take off. By the way, was the range safety officer in the toilet jerking off? Asking for a friend...
ReplyDeleteRange safety control pick up..over...hello...
ReplyDeleteVat ist you sinking abot?
DeleteThat's what China's missiles looked like before Bubba Clinton gave them the secrets to making them launch correctly. Or I should say, sold them the secrets.
ReplyDeleteThe MFSO (missile flight safety officer) should have hit the "Destruct" button long before that thing started down. Must have been texting his side squeeze.
ReplyDeleteWell, I didn't want to go anywhere today anyway.
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