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Friday, December 03, 2021

The 25,000 Cookies of Shannon Sniper

Just this morning I was doing some rudimentary figuring and found out over the past 7 years and 2 months I have given my mutt Shannon over 25,000 cookies. That’s a lot. I had no idea. Funny how habits work, start off slow and the next thing you know it’s over the top. 

The cookies are really large breed Iam’s dog food. Brown, about 5/8″ in diameter, and my left britches pocket always has a bunch of them in there. In the winter they are in my left downvest pocket that I wear constantly.
-WiscoDave

3 comments:

  1. If you switch to toll house chocolate chip, I'll volunteer...

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  2. People who aren't dog or cat people won't get it. I loved it!

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  3. American Digest used to be one of my favorite places on the web because of Van der Leun's take on things, but that asshole there soured me on the joint because of his constant shit-posting egotistical bullying and holier/smarter than thou attitude. He does have a good take upon occasion but too much of the time, he's like that kid in third grade, standing in the playground with a ruler in one hand and his pecker in the other, proclaiming at the top of his lungs that he has the biggest one in class. Other than him, who gives a shit. The rest of us just want to toss the baseball around.

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