In a bizarre incident, a pet monkey, who had been drugged with cocaine and flushed down a toilet by owner in UK, has been recovering, an animal sanctuary said.
The owner, Vicki Holland, who belongs to Newport, has been banned from keeping animals for life.
-bogside bunny
What the hell is wrong with people?
ReplyDeleteNo, she was using the "cat wash station" on the monkey. You know, add shampoo, toss cat in and slam lid and hold down while the self agitate cycle proceeds. Then flush...I mean depress the rinse cycle lever and allow cycle to complete. Open door before lid.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately the monkey was just a tad small.
If Fauci had did this it would have been perfectly OK.
ReplyDelete"The owner, Vicki Holland, who belongs to Newport, has been banned from keeping animals for life."
ReplyDeleteSo...she's been ordered to kill them prematurely? God damn, reporters should at least try to learn basic English grammar.
What is with people wanting monkeys for pets? Monkeys are nasty vile creatures. In their home countries they shit on every surface and no one cares. If I visited monkey land, I think I would carry a knife to dissuade monkeys from approaching me.
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