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Friday, December 17, 2021

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

MIRAMAR, Fla. — A gaggle of geese met a tragic end after a South Florida homeowners association attempted to trap, sedate and euthanize them, authorities said.

Ten of the geese drowned in a lake, and 15 others had to be euthanized, the Sun-Sentinel reported. Now, the homeowners association that ordered the removal of the birds could be facing a fine for a code violation.

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I think it's funny that an HOA is facing fines. How's it feel, bitches?

13 comments:

  1. They were planning to kill them anyway, so what is the beef? Can't be just because they were caught. Someone got payback, probably because they got geieved because they didn't mow their lawn short enough.

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  2. As long as Florida Wildlife does not get involved, the animal control guy should be "fine." FWC has ZERO sense of humor and a really wide mean stripe

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  3. HOA's are like mini governments, they will just pass off the cost of their mistakes to the owners and continue to make stupid decisions like it never happened.

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  4. HOA may be facing fines but guess who pays.

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  5. Hopefully they had to pay out of their own pockets.

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  6. Those geese were brought there from the Texas border by Buyden: someone is going to be in some serious trouble.

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  7. Don't worry, there are plenty of the filthy beasts around. I guess that includes the geese and the HOA.

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  8. A frisky Labrador Retriever would have been more effective, and free. However, in an HOA environment there's always going to be a couple Karens who'll whine about the dog chasing birds.

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  9. Looks like their goose is cooked...

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  10. Too freakin' funny!!! They're nasty creatures. Kill them all!!!

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  11. HOA board members are covered by insurance. The real kicker for the stupids is, the city is a bird sanctuary. Did we check what?

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